TEN YEARS AFTER

Okay, the decade is almost over. I mean Anno Domini was year 0 so we could argue about all that, but damn, the decade is almost over. The lists are starting to come out and they are boring. I mean I really do no know anything about this Lady Gaga and I am not going to bother to Wiki her up and find out.

So here is a list of my own. Feel free to add to the chaos, if you wish. And remember this is the first decade of a new century and new millennia, so it is pretty important.

And this is all about America, the Land that I Love 

Dumbest President of the Decade Award to: George W. (Who the fuck else?)

Meanest most vile Vice President of the Decade Award to: Dicky Cheney

Dumbest Politician of the Decade Award: Jim Bunning

Worst Pundit of the Decade Award: Glenn Beckerhead

   —beat out Rush by a nose because he is dumber than Rush.

Single Meanest White Woman of the Decade Award: Sarah Palin

Least Credible White Woman of the Decade Award: Michelle Bachmann.

Most Dangerous Secessionist of the Decade Award: Jim DeMint.

Beat out Governor Perry only because Perry is not a Senator (thank The Good Lord for small favors.)

Death Panelist of the Decade Award: Governor Brewer of Arizona.

Closet Gay Politician of the Decade Award:  Senator Craig.

Greatest Adultering Politician of the Decade Award: Tie

            Senator Edwards

            Senator Vitter

            Senator Ensign

            Governor Sanford- Argentina

Probably 20 others; mostly from the Family Research Council or C-Street And all            the boys in the band and on C-Street are a good a family men!!!

Worst Movie of the Decade Award to: An American Carol.

Worst Book of the Decade Award to: Jerome Corsi.

Most Blatantly Racist Radio personality of the Decade Award to: Rush Limbaugh

Most Blatantly Racist Congressman of the Decade Award to:  Representative Steve King.

Dumbest Nazi of the Decade Award to:  Hal Turner was convicted Friday for making death threats against federal appeals court judges in Illinois. (Good luck on that appeal Hal!!!)

Five most Anti-Constitutional Treasonous Justices of the Decade Award to: The Supreme Court of the United States of America

Dumbest Mother Fucker of the Decade Award to: Doug Feith

The Seemingly Most Reasonable Ethnocentrist Prick of the Decade to: Britt Hume

The Single Most Incompetent & Compliant Secretary of State of the Decade: Colin Powell

The Meanest Motherfucking Secretary of Defense of the Decade: Rummy

The Single Worst Use of Taxpayer Money in this Decade: Paul Bremer’s Pallets

The Single Worst Administrator of a Subjugated Nation for the Decade: Paul Bremer

The Single Biggest Swindle of the Decade: The Bush Tax Cuts

The Single Worst Person to die in this decade:  TIE

             Saddam Hussein

             Jerry Falwell

The Single Worst Breachers of Etiquette for this Decade: Tie

            Dick Cheney

            Joe Wilson Wilson

            Sam Alito Alito

The Evilest Attorney of the Decade Award to:  Tie

            Jay Bybee

            John Yoo

The Single Dumbest Attorney of the Decade Award to: Alberto Gonzales

The Single Funniest Hospital Room Scene of the Decade Award to: Alberto Gonzales

The Worst War of the Decade to: The Iraq War

The Losingest War of the Decade Award to: The War in Afghanistan

SO JUMP RIGHT IN

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