Yankee Drool Dandy

By Ripper on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 8:46pm |

Intro

    I'm the fart who steals your candy,
    I'm a Yankee Drool Dandy,
    I'm glad I am,
    So's Lieberman.
    I'm a real live Yankee Drool,
    My claim to fame began in school,
    When this drinking fool flew off to be a POW.
    I love to see the lower classes strain,
    I long to see the children left behind;
    This ain't for Josh,
    I'm a warhawk, by gosh.
    Oh, say can you see,
    Anything about me that's not George W?

Chorus

    I'm a Yankee Drool Dandy,
    A Yankee Drooler, do or die;
    A real live offspring of the neocons,
    Born to bring Armageddon nigh.
    I've got a Yankee Drool sweetheart,
    She's my rich, addicted toy.
    Yankee Drool cut some taxes, only for the wealthy;
    I am their Yankee Drool Boy.