David Beckham cheated on Victoria with a hooker!!!

Now, before you jump on me for sensationalizing this, remember, I was, and still occasionally am a sports writer. It's a position I take seriously. It's an honorable profession.

And David Beckham corner-kicked Posh Spice for a busty hooker!

Irma Nici, a 26-year-old former prostitute, claims to have carried on a steamy affair with soccer superstar David Beckham, In Touch reports. The brunette beauty tells the magazine that Beckham agreed to pay her $10,000 for one night of passion.

After an hour of foreplay, Nici says the two had sex for 15 minutes. Nici claims the sex was “nothing freaky,” and she rates Beckham’s lovemaking as a 7.5 out of 10.

In other soccer news, Wayne Rooney cheated on his wife with a hooker!

WAYNE ROONEY had a series of romps with a £1,200-a-time hooker when wife Coleen was pregnant, we can reveal today.

 The England and Man United striker bedded pretty Jenny Thompson, 21, over several MONTHS.

Last night she told us: "Wayne chased me with sex texts and paid in wads of cash. He didn't seem to care he was betraying Coleen."

In other sports news, New York Jets receiver Braylon Edwards was arrested for a DUI.

Also,  New York Mets closer Francisco Rodriguez surrendered to authorities and was charged with criminal contempt for sending text messages to his girlfriend in violation of court order of protection.

Finally MMA star Chael Sonnen was busted for guzzling steroids. Heavyweight champ Brock Lesnar has yet to comment.

Ah, sports writing. It's like riding a bike.

--WKW