Defies gravity
Can spit really far
Almost touch my toes
Can cut a fly's legs off with a beer cap from 20 paces
Know how to say useless stuff and prattle on in a dozen languages
Don't know when to shut up
Favorite Quotes
To be for or against the Plague, it's much the same thing.
Fiddledee, how a body shure do get around - just 2 weeks ago I was in Mississippi and now I'm all the way to Tennessee...
Eat or Be Eaten
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Biography
Born in swaddling clothes (designer, of course) at the confluence of big waters, my first recorded words were "Dad, can I have the keys to the car?" Raised a Southern Pedestrian, my musical talents were recognized at an early age, leading to my being exiled to the shed out back with a stack of books that became my eddykayshun - advanced readin', writin' & ritmytick, creating a major quandary of "what will I do, oh what will I do?" (Gunslinger)
As an old black man advised in song, "You Gotta Move", so move I did, traveling the byways sideways even a lot of driveways, picking up sticks and psychological tics, even movin' to Beverlee through a quaint misunderstanding of the seriousness of TV series, until finally I blew up so big the carry nation incarnation tarnation couldn't hold me no more, so I fixed my sights on yonder sitar, and like Queequeg and Paul Bowles and one of those abducted kids by the Pied Piper of Hamelin, I ventured forth to the larger world, pickin' and grinnin', doin' me some reckonin' and naughts from naughts, occasionally rightin', building me some buildings and wiring and just trying to understand the babble comin' out of people's mouths and heads, I finally ended up in what Rummy quaintly calls "New Europe", which ain't so new from what I sees, but that pit in my stomach from lack-of-moving-sickness finally disappeared, and instead I sit behind a whopping big desk stacked with missives from all the chiefs with big whampum around the world telling me "what's going on". Which seems like a load of boolshit to me, but I guess that's what keeps me busy and entertained now, separatin' the weeds from the chapstick.
So my name is Perry Keys, or Peracles to you, and since my mammy always said, "say please and thank you", I added the please, but I'm holdin' back on that thankee until I feel you've earned it. But do welcome, and I hope we's a gonna have a real good time. It all starts with, "I wuz born a poor young white chile livin' in the South..." and we cycle through again, like Nietzsche and his infernal regurgence. So enjoy, and let's spin a spell...
Rather funny all the outrage over Sterling and Eich, when Charlie Pierce happens to notice the NBA just had its 1st gay player come out 2 months ago, and still there are owners funding anti-gay issue ads.
[note, I like his framing "anti-gay issue", since 1 issue doesn't mean you're necessarily anti-gay]
Why, the NBA should pressure the deVos couple to apologize or step down, or maybe fine them millions and force them to relinquish the club.
A do-gooder Samaritan goes to jail for calling 911 & gets stripped and restrained in a padded isolation cell as topping. PhD grad, social volunteer, head of a startup - didn't yell, wasn't drunk, no drugs or guns... doesn't matter.
I must say all the debate about the Dunn verdict pisses me off. We have such an imperfect system, where people black and white and Hispanic are wrongfully tased even while unconscious, illegally searched, knocked around, and we're going to obsess over a single verdict that ended up 80% successful for most people?
All those creepy Muslim organization names look the same to me, and in this case, a woman's foundation probably came within 2 letters of being a terror org - which is within 1 or 2 degrees of freedom, so Ban Her! She's a Witch!
Yes, the plot looks remarkably like Terry Gilliam's Brazil, except they haven't whisked her off to Gitmo (yet) to drill her teeth in an interrogation room.
Keeping Yemenis from knowing about drone attacks on innocent civilians is the best way of keeping them from falling into the hands of Al Qaeda who would mercilessly kill innocent civilians.
Thankfully, a phone call from the prez is enough to keep fellow-travling terrorist-supporting liberal journalists locked up for a few years more. Unfortunately not enough for a 5 year sentence. If this Al Qaeda-loving journalist had been in the US, we could have charged him with giving secret information to the enemy, which now includes Al Qaeda, the press and thus himself.
FBI decides they don't need anyone's approval for any of their drone use to date - "kidnapping, drug interdiction, fugitive, and search and rescue cases".
But if they do receive a request for something they think might be further imposition on the 4th amendment or other statute - they'll run it by FBI management. I feel reassured already.
Outlining how much is being hidden from Congress, how permissive the FISA court is, how there's nothing stopping the government from using phones as location, wiretap, secret camera, entrapment record.
And Wyden has been on this since 2000, though as he notes, left in the dark by the Bush Administration for years, only getting news via NY Times.
But shut down one unconstitutional surveillance program another pops up zombie-like.
Oops, much higher than we stated, and leaked doc ends in 2009. Brennan wouldn't lie to Congress everyone, would he? I'd recommend the leakers be punished with treason, except they seem to not be Americans. Can we do it anyway?
A Tampa Bay Times analysis of nearly 200 cases — the first to examine the role of race in "stand your ground" — found that people who killed a black person walked free 73 percent of the time, while those who killed a white person went free 59 percent of the time....
• Whites who invoked the law were charged at the same rate as blacks.
• Whites who went to trial were convicted at the same rate as blacks.