Defies gravity
Can spit really far
Almost touch my toes
Can cut a fly's legs off with a beer cap from 20 paces
Know how to say useless stuff and prattle on in a dozen languages
Don't know when to shut up
Favorite Quotes
To be for or against the Plague, it's much the same thing.
Fiddledee, how a body shure do get around - just 2 weeks ago I was in Mississippi and now I'm all the way to Tennessee...
Eat or Be Eaten
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Biography
Born in swaddling clothes (designer, of course) at the confluence of big waters, my first recorded words were "Dad, can I have the keys to the car?" Raised a Southern Pedestrian, my musical talents were recognized at an early age, leading to my being exiled to the shed out back with a stack of books that became my eddykayshun - advanced readin', writin' & ritmytick, creating a major quandary of "what will I do, oh what will I do?" (Gunslinger)
As an old black man advised in song, "You Gotta Move", so move I did, traveling the byways sideways even a lot of driveways, picking up sticks and psychological tics, even movin' to Beverlee through a quaint misunderstanding of the seriousness of TV series, until finally I blew up so big the carry nation incarnation tarnation couldn't hold me no more, so I fixed my sights on yonder sitar, and like Queequeg and Paul Bowles and one of those abducted kids by the Pied Piper of Hamelin, I ventured forth to the larger world, pickin' and grinnin', doin' me some reckonin' and naughts from naughts, occasionally rightin', building me some buildings and wiring and just trying to understand the babble comin' out of people's mouths and heads, I finally ended up in what Rummy quaintly calls "New Europe", which ain't so new from what I sees, but that pit in my stomach from lack-of-moving-sickness finally disappeared, and instead I sit behind a whopping big desk stacked with missives from all the chiefs with big whampum around the world telling me "what's going on". Which seems like a load of boolshit to me, but I guess that's what keeps me busy and entertained now, separatin' the weeds from the chapstick.
So my name is Perry Keys, or Peracles to you, and since my mammy always said, "say please and thank you", I added the please, but I'm holdin' back on that thankee until I feel you've earned it. But do welcome, and I hope we's a gonna have a real good time. It all starts with, "I wuz born a poor young white chile livin' in the South..." and we cycle through again, like Nietzsche and his infernal regurgence. So enjoy, and let's spin a spell...
Unconcern about all the privacy scandals often wraps around "yeah, but it doesn't really affect you, theoretically these things could happen but in real life..."
I made one of those comments out with a friend on 9/10 2001, something about the wisdom of the American people pulling back from too much hysteria.
So here's Texas jailing a teen for violent-sounding (but fairly obvious joking) Facebook comments - now in his 5th month in jail awaiting trial, bail at $500K, charges up to 8 years in jail. Even if he's found innocent, he's served 5 months for a joke.
As conservatives bond to pass trickily or overtly more and more anti-women legislation, one very articulate and expressive woman dragged away from the Senate mic for daring to express her views in a cutting manner only 1/10th as vicious as the typical right-wing legislator rant against women.
[copied in from a comment for further discussion re: the NSA]
We can skip the word "evil" and just take examples of what citizens might want to know.
While apparently the post office has been scanning envelopes a long time, the use of OCR means they have a huge searchable database of From, To and Date. The recent improvements in data analytics & Big Data means it's trivial to compile that into categories - especially if you link it to Facebook and collected phone metadata - who your friends are, where you work, where you bank, who you call, what organizations you're involved with. Depending on who's sending you mail, they can figure out if you're having credit problems, health issues, seeing a psychiatrist, getting a divorce.
For those who say there's nothing new in PRISM, well yeah, there might be new tricks in related programs.
Every letter you send is photographed. One might imagine they also use Optical Character Recognition to have digital searchable records of Date, From & To names + addresses for every one of 160 billion postal items a year.
Quite frankly I'm a bit shocked - where VOIP calls in digital form and emails and other digital content is simple to grab & search, this mail filming operation is huge and fairly manually intensive - every single item.
Yeah, what to do when it's not a hacker or foreigner who does a leak, but actually a 4-star general? Bloody hippies take time off camping & protesting to regret he's working their side of the street. (actually, to be fair, he's retired and not on the street - rather nicely ensconced in a plus home in the suburbs.)
Worse, there's no sign that Assange or Glenn Greenwald were involved, so Washington pundits were abuzz looking for other ways to shoot the messenger. (links to Chick Fil-A are being considered, but so far no luck)
Okay, not really news - what they always do - leak classified stuff they think makes them look good. But don't let anyone leak news that makes them look bad, or even make liars out of them. That's un-American. They'll let you know when they're ready to leak some more secret transparent stuff.
Yep, sure you were worried about those who would do us harm infiltrating the Department of Education
The Department of Education, meanwhile, informs employees that co-workers going through “certain life experiences . . . might turn a trusted user into an insider threat.” Those experiences, the department says in a computer training manual, include “stress, divorce, financial problems” or “frustrations with co-workers or the organization.”
Just need to have a Democratic president, and Viola! Democrats are ready to turn the Constitution on its head too!
The good news is that Marx (not Groucho, sadly) is making a comeback - most Americans think his most famous quote is from our Founding Fathers.
And that Education, but not Privacy, is a basic right. Of course that education doesn't extend to knowing what our Constitution or Bill of Rights actually say, and even if we do know, they're just kinda Heloise Hints at this point, not actual legal requirements.
There's been considerable schadenfreude over Patrick Byrne's claims about naked short selling crashing his company Overstock, amongst which includes circular arguments that his company did poorly so he must be a hack, and the gleeful contention by Goldman Sachs et al that naked short selling didn't actually exist (despite massive fails to deliver exceeding outstanding shares). Claims that were echoed by some (one) here.
As jobless claims "surprisingly" go up by 32,000 this month (uh, did everyone forget the sequester?), an Atlantic reporter notes the abandonment of workers by both GOP & Democrats.
While he pushes 3 theories how workers ended up under the bus, I'll push a 4th - "social media whatever".
Oh wait, I guess it was some black chick holed up in Cuba for the last 35 years.
"Top terrorist". Guess we need SEAL Team 6 to come out of retirement. Obama once again addresses the "overreach" of the 60's by doubling down.
Could have used this moment to pardon Shakura based on the excesses of COINTELPRO and the doubtfulness of evidence in her conviction.
Might have sought rapprochement with Cuba after 50+ years of embargo and our recent human rights abuses that make us brothers in arms with Fidel's techniques.
May be a big shakeup in the region - on paper, could help even Turkish Kurds, but could also embolden Turkey's ruling Muslim government to go more religiously conservative.
Okay, this isn't a big post, but after some electric car company called an NY Times reporter a liar last month for the road test review, it was nice to see a very positive review of a practical shipping car, the Renault Zoe (no, I don't own stock or work for the company).