PEACE

If its peace you find in dyin...

And when dyin time is near...

And when I die

And when I'm gone

There'll be one child born

By Jerry Saltz, nymag.com, Nov. 1, 2012

Excerpt:

Choose any or all of the following set-ups and then ...

YOU WRITE THE PUNCHLINE!

1) Paul Ryan walks into a soup kitchen ...

2) Mitt Romney just released his tax returns and ...

3) How many Republicans does it take to voucherize your grandmother?

4) A priest, a rabbi and Mitt Romney were playing golf ...

5) At the Pearly Gates, Big Bird meets St. Peter.  St. Peter says ... 

examples:  Paul Ryan walks into a soup kitchen ... and privatizes the soup.

I have a neighbor who is on disability, actually I have lots of neighbors on assistance, came dragging a large box of bread and sandwich rolls over to my trailer. I am in the habit of taking leftovers to neighbors that I think will eat them instead of seeing the leftovers languish in my refrigerator to be tossed out. This neighbor is on a gluten free diet and last month our local grocery decided to get rid of gluten free baking mixes. The markdown was extremely low. Baking mixes for gluten free breads and cakes are very expensive. I did a quick inventory in my mind as to what I had at home in the freezer so I could figure out how much of the bargains I could get for her.