The Bishop and the Butterfly: Murder, Politics, and the End of the Jazz Age
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A Letter to America from Karl Marx

 

Dear America,

Regarding Marxism: Shut up, Shut up, Shut up, Shut up, Shut up, Shut up, Shut up, Shut up, Shut up, Shut up!!!

Barack Obama is not a Marxist. You people are as far away from being Marxists as Milton Friedman was.

Study some history. Read a book. Get a grip. And for the love of Engels*, shut the hell up about Marxism.

Sincerely,

Karl

* You have no idea who Engels is, do you? Dear God, I hate you people.

–WKW

Crossposted at William K. Wolfrum Chronicles

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Although I do know who Engels is, I'm embarrassed to admit that I've never read Marx's communist manifesto. It's been on my to-do list for a while, and it's even free to read in multiple formats at the Marxists.org web-site. I have no excuse and apologize profusely.


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