Revolutionary, Game-changing new App shot to death in Ukraine

Revolutionary, Game-changing new App shot to death in Ukraine

By William K. Wolfrum on Tue, 02/25/2014 - 10:46am | Humor & Satire

KIEV - "Protest This!™" a revolutionary new App that promises to help users easily meet and assemble against unpopular regimes, was shot down like a dog today in the streets of Kiev.

"Wow. Never saw that coming," said App creator Nick Johnson, 20, from his parents' home in Cleveland. "That's messed up."

After being shot by Ukrainian authorities, "Protest This!™" was then dragged through the streets, and eventually mutilated behind a meat-packing plant. No other information is available.

"Dude," said Johnson.

--WKW

Crossposted at William K. Wolfrum Chronicles

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