HI EVERYBODY!!!! i'm iphone blogging in chemistry class. i keep clicking the wrong EFFING LETTERS b/c my of nails. but i had to write b/c i just read that SARAH IS IN TROUBLE!!!!!!!! on this website it says that some EVIL BITCH from who works for john mccain tried to not let her talk to reporters. i think maybe john mccain is holding sarah HOSTAGE b/c he's a sexist!!!! i think maybe she needs our help!!!!! so if u see sarah this is what us have to do. first u have to create a divergence. usually i just pull the fire alarm but u can also get ur friend to scream really loud about how OBAMA IS A TERRORIST. but maybe that won't work b/c there are too many people already doing that. so just do the fire alarm. then everyone will run out and when their running, u need to tell sarah to come with u. then we have to find a place to put her. SHE CAN TOTALLY STAY UNDER MY BED!!!! and we can talk girl stuff together at night. and then she can come to school with me and we can pretend that she's a foreign exchange student from the north pole. LOLOLOL!!!! plus she can help me with my homework b/c she's really smart, especially in geography!!!! and then everyone will be worried about sarah and wonder where she went and THEN right before the election, she'll tell the WHOLE SCHOOL who she really is and all the reporters will come and she'll give an AWESOME SPEECH and answer A MILLION questions and tell everyone what happened. and then john mccain will be totally ARRESTED FOR KIDNAPPING and so it will be SARAH AGAINST OBAMA in the election and sarah will TOTALLY WINNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!! YAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

oh shit. here comes my chemistry teacher. free sarah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!