MURDER, POLITICS, AND THE END OF THE JAZZ AGE
by Michael Wolraich
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MURDER, POLITICS, AND THE END OF THE JAZZ AGE by Michael Wolraich Order today at Barnes & Noble / Amazon / Books-A-Million / Bookshop |
Here's this week's heap of haikus:
As autumn leaves fall,
we must prepare for winter,
and dream of next spring.
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Simply looking back ...
Well, Honestly, what's the point,
if you can't re-write?
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My friend David wrote:
Even though I watched,
the pot of water boiled.
Why'd they have to lie?
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My respond-ku:
Life may not be fair
nor axioms accurate ...
Pizza still tastes good.
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My friend David wrote:
Hiding from G*d is
*NOT* a game that's ever won.
Yet, people still try.
-
My respond-ku:
G*d is really smart,
and hides where some would never
look; within themselves.
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Snow slips off tree limbs,
as the temper'ture rises.
Beauty turns to slush.
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Leaves cover the tracks,
locomotives used to chug
through our little town.
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One mortal body
and one immortal soul merge;
Grab your pants, let's go!
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From a lack of sleep,
I can sometimes forget stuff ...
... What was I writing?
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Lonely blue highways,
asphalts to infinity ...
Life continues on.
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Too many raindrops,
fell on her geraniums,
now they look depressed.
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The edge of a cliff,
hanging by my fingernails.
Damned manicure ... Aaaarrggghhhh
---
off in a corner,
sits a quiet little girl,
who dreams of horses.
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What he missed the most,
was her passionate embrace;
it reassured him.
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A small hummingbird
fleetingly floating near the
flowers on my porch.
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The streets of this town
may not be paved with gold, but
they get where they're going ...
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The trees in my yard
are reluctant as children
to let Summer go.
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I carve spindles on
a swiftly turning lathe to
make new bannisters.
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A striding lion
has no doubts about purpose.
Give a roar and stride.
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What night ships do you
sail upon? What adventures
find you in your dreams?
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All the world's problems
Are completely forgotten,
whenever I think.
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In late September,
night-time temps fall. I bang on
the radiator.
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One of Life's perks is,
no matter how you slice it,
Coffee must be ground.
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Apologies to Rodgers and Hart-ku:
There's a small hotel
with a wishing well, I wish ...
room service would come.
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Smiling through the night?
laughing through the live-long day?
Anti-depressants.
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Sad when Summer ends,
and the school year starts anew ...
said no mom ever.
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Mother Nature sends
an eviction notice and
the foliage leaves.
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Clouds surround mountains,
evergreens anchor the slopes,
temple bells echo.
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Oxy mora wrote this:
I don't like downers
except in a pillow, crap,
the dumb thing's depressed.
My respond-ku:
What did JFK
tell Bobby about the Blonde?
"The dumb thing's depressed."
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Comments
Hey, Smith. Keep up the good work.
It's a Cruz week and one of the really bizarre aspects is his wife's prominence in the financial community which would suffer enormously in a debt default, and also in a government shut down. Anyhow,
Cruz's wife is cute, an
Officer of Goldman Sachs,
She's short Treasuries.
by Oxy Mora on Sat, 09/28/2013 - 1:33pm
Ha! Good one!
(Despite 6 syllables in the first line. LOL / Easy fix: "Cruz's wife's cute, an ..." )
Cruz's wife's cute, an
Exec at Goldman ... So her
fella would bust her.
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Ted Cruz's wife shows
her support for his work by
Shorting treasuries.
by MrSmith1 on Sat, 09/28/2013 - 3:46pm
Very good.
Maybe in New York it's two syllables but not here in Texas. But o.k. if you must.
Cruz's took a cruise.
As he fell she yelled, "I was
long Treasuries, jerk!
by Oxy Mora on Sat, 09/28/2013 - 4:03pm
He buried his fear
in the back of the garden,
now chews bitter leaves.
For Oxy on Syllables:
A Texan diphthong
grows or shrinks as ah require.
Strict rules of syntax.
by moat on Sat, 09/28/2013 - 5:42pm
Texan Diphtongs! Great, moat!
Strict rules of syntax
are, to Texans, what Darwin's
laws are to ... Texans.
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He buried his fear
in the pleats of mother's skirt.
and wiped his nose too.
by MrSmith1 on Sat, 09/28/2013 - 6:36pm
Texans like big hats.
They all don't fit under one.
Darwin noticed this.
Fear is a fabric
woven by past and future.
Brave is in between.
by moat on Sat, 09/28/2013 - 7:38pm
Great!
Fear is a fabric
that folds under stress, and when
in hot water, shrinks ...
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by MrSmith1 on Sun, 09/29/2013 - 1:29am
Moat, some very good haikus. Love the "fear" ones.
by Oxy Mora on Mon, 09/30/2013 - 1:47pm
Thank you.
I am glad to see you jump into the Texan thing with your own. I particularly like the use of "es chew." The twang gets a real meal out of the consonants.
by moat on Mon, 09/30/2013 - 9:40pm
Okay, I am just looking for definitions here and haikus do not offer definitions.
A Texas diphthong...
Does that refer to what young girlies wear when they go swimmin in Texas?
by Richard Day on Sun, 09/29/2013 - 3:02am
"A Texas diphthong - Does that refer to what young girlies wear when they go swimmin in Texas?"
Yes, and when they swim naked, it's referred to as a skinny-diphthong.
by MrSmith1 on Sun, 09/29/2013 - 9:49am
Don't mess with dip't thongs
Sip'd, Rip'd, or barbecued ones
Texans es chew them.
by Oxy Mora on Mon, 09/30/2013 - 1:40pm
Diphthongs; thongs that you
thing while dipping to muthic.
'Thomebody Lubs Me.'
by MrSmith1 on Mon, 09/30/2013 - 4:39pm
I am late but I don't care!
I mean what are the possible punatives; as they say. hahhahaha
I love Lena but, damn I hate this song. haahahha
See, I mean this is where I'm at;
I get losted sometimes. haahahah
by Richard Day on Tue, 10/01/2013 - 1:59am
Most swallow whole the
political pablums, but
Texans eschew them.
by MrSmith1 on Mon, 09/30/2013 - 11:54pm
Everybody's
Talkin about Walter White
And fumigation
Everybody's
Talkin about the shut down
Of the government
Everybody's
Talkin about the end times
The impending doom?
Did you ever wish
To hold a stranger real close
And make her feel loved?
Talking is a waste
I am sixty-three years old
And the end is nigh
Ten years or fifteen
That is all I got right now
So the end is nigh
Or maybe I have
Just two years or even less
I am terminal
I am terminal
Because I am a mortal
Mortality rules
Where is the coffee
And another piece of pie
Forget the pundits
Everybody's
Talkin at me; I can't hear
Words they are sayin
Have fears of dyin?
It is inevitable
So grasp the stranger
Governments shut down
TV shows have finales
We are gonna die!
And what is the point?
See, I forget all my points
And the end is nigh
the end
by Richard Day on Sun, 09/29/2013 - 2:59am
Simply wonderful, DD!
by MrSmith1 on Sun, 09/29/2013 - 9:52am