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    BREAKING NEWS!! Peter Pan DEAD! Christopher Walken chokehold to blame!

    By MrSmith1 on Fri, 12/05/2014 - 12:43pm |


    Breaking News!!  Peter Pan DEAD!
     

    Grand Jury decides NOT to indict Christopher Walken.

    Evidently, there is even a video ...

    Head of Pirate Union blames orphan thugs.

    Tinkerbell arrested at protest for throwing fairy dust at Police Officer.

    Broadway engulfed in flames ... (As if you didn't already know that. )

     

    Comments

    Okay

    I hereby (have to) render the Dayly Blog of the Day Award for this here Dagblog Site to Mr. Smith given to all of him from all of me.

    hahahahah

    Walken could at least have been indicted for his accent. hahahah


    by Richard Day on Fri, 12/05/2014 - 1:55pm

    Megyn Kelly of Fox News said to have been delayed in traffic and unable to get home to take pop corn out of her slow cooker.


    by Oxy Mora on Fri, 12/05/2014 - 4:02pm

    Unfair, very unfair. First off, Captain Hook sent his orphan thugs to kidnap, not kill, Peter. Second the choke hold used by the orphan thugs is banned by the Code of the Pirate Brethren so Hook is clearly not responsible. And third the orphan thugs got immunity to testify against Hook so can not be prosecuted for the use of a banned choke hold. And lastly, "the code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl,"

    Except for Peter Pan accidentally and inexplicably dying, the way I see it is, no harm, no foul.


    by ocean-kat on Fri, 12/05/2014 - 6:00pm

    Personally, I put the blame squarely on Peter Pan for resisting.


    by Verified Atheist on Tue, 12/09/2014 - 5:39pm