Just in case y'all are running out of things to blame Obama for, I've come up with some additional ideas for you:

Jupiter is missing one of its stripes. I'm pretty sure he took it.

Sonny and Carly had sex. I had hoped to get you just the little clip, but if you want to see it, you'll have to watch the whole episode. I'm sure there was a campaign promise about this, but I can't find it in my archives.

Surely he could contain this guy if he wanted to! Sanctions maybe?

Well, they're CALLING it a natural disaster, but it was really a failure in American foreign policy.

You get my drift... The cafe is becoming the "Blame Obama 24/frickin'/7 Blog"

And if you defend him?  Don't even think about it!

Who needs Faux News to destroy our party's morale? We're gonna do it all by ourselves. But then again, at least we don't claim to be fair and balanced.

I feel ya, Mr. President. You try to teach them better, but they keep screwing up, there's thousands of things in this country that need fixin' and in spite of the fact that we haven't had an oil disaster in many, many, many  years, you should have known that should have been  THEE top priority and had it and all the other things that are wrong been taken care of 15 minutes after you took office, we wouldn't be in this mess, and IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, you lying, dishonest, untrustworthy, hypocritical, disappointing, waste of oxygen!

Anyway, feel free to add all the other things we should be blaming him for but haven't gotten around to, yet...

Oh, yeah, they're out of toilet paper in the ladies restroom...can you take care of that, too?

(And yeah, I know, you can't equate running outta toilet paper with an oil spill disaster, I'm just pissed and it felt good to type it! Much like twisting things into pretzels to make them all his fault make some of you feel good!)