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    The time has come for a Socialist America

    By William K. Wolfrum on Tue, 09/28/2010 - 1:50pm | Humor & Satire, Personal

    My friends, it is time we all accept a universal truth – the U.S. economy is dead. It is now being kept alive only by the exceedingly rich throwing money at things. This too shall end. And capitalism will be no more.

    Which is why I fervently believe that the United States must go full-on Socialist, immediately (Note: What that entails will never completely be determined). We need to get a head start on the coming disaster. I believe a mish-mash of random socialistic concepts could help ease the pain of the plummet into utter ruin. After all, that’s how everyone else did it when they went Socialist.

    Thus, I propose:

    • All Property belong to the State.
    • Take everyone’s guns away.
    • Eliminate the dollar.
    • Mandatory Atheism.
    • Purple Nurples. Every gets a shitload of Purple Nurples.
    • Mandatory food shortages.
    • Have the government hire everyone.
    • Have government manage all facets of life.
    • Kill all dissenters.

    Now, that last part is one of the things that will probably cause some type of controversy. Because the one thing many Tea Partiers forget when they chant about “Revolution” is that revolutions are terribly bloody affairs. I mean, lots and lots of death. Pretty much everyone you know will probably get killed or thrown in a camp. Personally, that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make for everyone else for my country.

    Oh, also, we’ll have to kill everyone in the South and use them as food. Don’t tell them, as it would be a surprise attack.

    This needs to be a fast and furious changeover of economic and political systems. Thus, all current elected officials, prominent corporate CEOS and Lobbyists, will become “State Neo-Capitalists.” Or something special like that. Because they’ll deserve a fancy title, being that they’ll be the ones that ultimately own all the property and guns, as well as being your employers.

    Now some may say America’s not ready for such a plan. That Socialism will only lead to horrendous property, corruption and ultimately the death of the nation.

    But I say America must be ready! The time to act is now. Because, of course, socialism won’t work and will ultimately lead to doom. But that’s never stopped America before!

    Or we can just wait it out. Because, oddly enough, the Socialism plan should work exactly the same as Conservative plans of tax-less, winner-take-all Capitalism. So, actually, upon further review, a switch may not be THAT vital. It’s a rollicking sleigh-ride to Thirdworldlandia, regardless.

    But still, we are and always will be Americans.

    So choose Socialism! Or choose U.S.-Style Capitalism! Because we’re Americans. And we should have the freedom to choose our own destruction.

    –WKW

    Crossposted at William K. Wolfrum Chronicles

    Topics: 
    Humor & Satire
    Personal

    Comments

    - All property belongs to the State

    All bailouts, all wealth belongs to the upper 2%

    No Risk for the well connected, subsidize they’re losses.  

    -Take everyone’s guns away.

    Only from the uneducated peasant class, take away the fear of the pitchforks. As Obama warned the Banker class; he was the only thing between the bankers and the angry mob  

    -Eliminate the dollar,

    No just allow it to devalue, seeing as how the wealthy class has hedged against it  

    - Mandatory Atheism

    As opposed to Koran burning zealots causing undo resentment towards American Colonialism.  

    - Have the government hire everyone

    No, the rich would rather have the government subsidize through tax credits, to allow the Corporations to hire the cheapest labor, everyone; other than the American worker, wanting a livable wage.

    An American worker on a livable wage won’t be satisfied with crumbs.

     - Mandatory food shortages

    As the mega-Ag conglomerates tear down or eliminates grain storage

    Such as when General Mills figured the cost of storage could be eliminated and resting it’s business decision, to rely on availability, letting conditions set the price. Storing grain tended to keep prices low.

    Shortages = higher profits

    When the shortage starts, will American families get first dibs on available supply, or will greed control who eats or starves?  

    - Have the government manage all facets of life

    Better yet, let the Government of the Corporations by the Corporations, for the Corporations assure its continuation.

    “Against all enemies foreign and DOMESTIC”.

    A BULWARK solution from the corporate viewpoint is to have the Supreme Court rule that money has a vote, in order to maintain the status quo, depriving the peasant class an opportunity to overthrow the plutocracy. Money has a vote, money is allowed to control.

    Remember this is a Republic not a Democracy   

    - Kill all dissenters

    Or at least allow wiretapping all perceived threats that might arise from anti war, anti corporate agents.

    Anyone that threatens Corporate control’s Matrix

    All disenters or any that are critical of corporate control,  need to be ridiculed as Socialist or the dreaaded Marxist.

    Do whatever it takes to control the message, Corporations are good, socialism is bad.

    If that does'nt work, tell the people they hate us because of our way of life.  Play the victim

     


    by Resistance on Tue, 09/28/2010 - 6:21pm

    Damn. You really ran with that ball, now didn't you?


    by William K. Wolfrum on Tue, 09/28/2010 - 10:05pm

    Thanks for encouraging the thought process.

    But I am afraid  'Resistance is futile"  


    by Resistance on Tue, 09/28/2010 - 11:49pm

    Hi

    Author, you DO see the pyramid scheme symbol on the back of the USA one dollar bill, right?  You DO see the servitude infestation in capitalism, right?  And do you see the "pay up or lose your wellbeing" Chicago mob-like felony extortion widespread within capitalism?  Do you see the "join or starve" felony extortion done to the 18 year olds... by this ugly competer's church called capitalism?  See how forcing competer's religions onto 18 year olds... kills membership in the cooperator's church (Christianity/socialism)??  Do you understand that AmWay (American Way) (New World Order) got "the exclusive" (legal tender) on the TYPE of survival coupons (money) accepted in supply depots (stores) and leverages 18 year olds into the organization via that felony activity as well?  (It puts AmWay-coupon slaving requirements called price tags... on all the survival goods).  Do you understand how farmyard pyramids work... from your childhood??  Remember??  Upper 1/3 are "heads in the clouds" while the kids on the bottom ALWAYS GET HURT from the weight of the world's knees in their backs?  Still with me? Do you see anything illegal, immoral, or just plain sick... in any of this pyramid scheme's activities?

    Us American Christian socialists are still patiently awaiting the natural fall of the pyramid-o-servitude, or the busting of the free marketeers felony... by the USA Dept of Justice.  Us Christians are VERY CLOSE to issuing a cease and desist order until the servitude and inequality goes away... which means it turns into a commune.  Commune is a word we LOVE when used in the word "community"... but its one the caps HATE when used in the term "commune-ism".  Go fig.  PROGRAMMED!!

    Do a Google IMAGE SEARCH for 'pyramid of capitalist' to see a full color picture made way back in 1911, when capitalism was first discovered to be a con/sham instigated by the Free Masons/Illuminati. Folks sure bought into the thing... hook, line, and sinker just the same.  The caps didn't even check if a string was attached!  Now THAT'S easy fishing, eh?

    Time to level the felony pyramid scheme called capitalism.  Abolish economies and ownershipism worldwide, and hurry.  Economies just cause rat-racing, and rat-racing causes felony pyramiding.  BUST IT, America!  Look to the USA military supply/survival system... (and the USA public library system) for socialism and morals done right.  Equal, owner-less, money-less, bill-less, timecard-less, and concerned with growth of value-criteria OTHER THAN money-value.  Quit doing monetary discrimination immediately, and make it illegal.  There are MANY measurement criteria of "value"... not just dollars.  Try morals, efficiency, discrimination-levels, repairability, etc etc.  Economies are cancerous tumors, and to cheer for their growth... is just insane.  Profiting causes inflation, so if caps LIKE inflation, and if they LIKE a terrible time in afterlife when they meet the planet's ORIGINAL OWNER before caps tried to squat it all with ownershipism, then keep it up with the felony pyramiding.  I dare you.  While us Christians are finally bulldozing that pyramid scheme back to level, lets make servitude and "join or starve" (get a job or die) illegal in the USA, and lets level the architecture seen in USA courtrooms, too.  Right now, USA courtrooms are church simulators or "fear chambers", by special design.  Sick.

    Isn't that back-of-the-dollar pyramid... a Columbian freemason symbol? And WHERE is the USA gov located? District of Columbia? (Not even part of the USA!)  How much more blatant can ya get?  The "Fed" runs a pyramid scheme called the free marketeers. If you're using the "federal reserve note" certificates, or using no-other-living-thing-on-the-planet entitles of ownership, you're bought into a servitude/slavery con/sham... called capitalism. Pyramiding 101.  Not STATE ownership, dummy.  NO ownership.  Ownership is a man-made-up phenomena. Catch up!  HURRY!  And yes, in New America, we are ALL cops, morasls-storytellers, and ALL members of government (of the people), but no more "hiring" or working FOR (as opposed to WITH).  C'mon, you can "get" this, Bill.  I have faith in you.

    Larry "Wingnut" Wendlandt
    MaStars - Mothers Against Stuff That Ain't Right
    (anti-capitalism-ists)
    Bessemer MI USA


    by Wingnut (not verified) on Wed, 09/29/2010 - 10:17am