MURDER, POLITICS, AND THE END OF THE JAZZ AGE
by Michael Wolraich
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America's Greatest Marxist
By William K. Wolfrum on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 8:30am | Politics, Humor & SatireGroucho always knew the score …
- "A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."
- "I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
- "I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn’t educate America if they started at 6:30."
- "Military justice is to justice what military music is to music."
- "Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."
Quotes found here.
–WKW
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Comments
Wolfie! You're back! This is funny. Except for that last one. That's depressing.
by Ramona on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 8:51am
Depressing, but a true observation.
by Resistance on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 1:50pm
That's not funny.
by Ramona on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 3:54pm
I was referring to the last one on the post, before the link. about politics looking for a problem and the solution wrong. Was that the one you were referring to?
I don't find the other, last one funny. About Woman
by Resistance on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 4:20pm
Oh,resistance, I was kidding, honest. And now it's funny!
by Ramona on Sat, 01/08/2011 - 9:45am
Groucho! Thank God you're back.
Also, hello Wolfrum.
by quinn esq on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 10:09am
Well, thank you all, except Quinn who can (INVASIVE ACTION) in his (BODY OPENING).
Happy 2011 to all!
by William K. Wolfrum on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 12:02pm
Nasogastric intubation?
Hmmmmm. Don't mind if I do.
*pause*
*snorkeling sounds*
Oooooh, yeah baby. Hit me deeper.
by quinn esq on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 3:44pm
Other end, Q.
"I can't seem to get it in....I think I hit the wrong hole..."
by jollyroger on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 3:53pm
"Military justice is to justice what military music is to music."
That one is a bit of a mindfunk, if I say so myself. According to my local classical music station, there is quite a large demand for military music.
by Orion on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 12:06pm
And plenty of demand for military justice too--however, it is in short supply and the demand is not satisfied...
by jollyroger on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 2:12pm
I just want to know if it is true that Mr. Seaton dresses up on women's clothes on Thursdays.
by Richard Day on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 12:17pm
I treasure Groucho's memory (at the risk of dating myself, I actually witnessed more than one episonde of You Bet Your Life...) and am gobsmacked to learn that the military justice thingee was his--it is, of course, famously true.I
by jollyroger on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 1:28pm