Pardon me and these turkey headlines …
… Barack Obama to refuse Pardoning Thanksgiving Turkey, will instead send it to NYC for trial.
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… Barack Obama to wait to pardon Thanksgiving turkey until it reveals its real birth certificate.
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… Barack Obama to pardon Thanksgiving Turkey, but only after mandating it to buy insurance from CIGNA first.
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… Barack Obama’s attempts to pardon Thanksgiving turkey thwarted by Joe Lieberman-led filibuster.
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… On his latest show, Glenn Beck discovered that the Thanksgiving Turkey said it had more wisdom than some white-meat turkey. White House unsure if it will get pardon
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… Barack Obama to Pardon Thanksgiving Turkey. In other news, Rod Blagojevich changes name to “Thanksgiving Turkey.”
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… The GOP has complained that Barack Obama is spending too much time dithering over decision to kill turkey.
–WKW
Comments
Hey! The health insurance industry brought our turkey some stuffing!
by Doctor Cleveland on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 11:00pm