William K. Wolfrum's Morning: Paul is dead

By William K. Wolfrum on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 7:15am | Politics, Humor & Satire, Food & Drink, World Affairs

Paul octopus dead
Don’t be sad, Paul saw this coming.

Paul the Octopus: Famed psychic cephalopod is dead. Luckily, he’s also delicious.

Iran: Loading fuel into a nuclear reactor for the first time, Iran takes another step toward getting bombed.

Rand Paul: Supporters of the pretend Libertarian bash a female Moveon member.

Iraq: Hanging with Saddam’s former henchmen.

Indonesia: Massive earthquake claims at least 40 lives.

Corruption: The U.S. may not be the worst, but if we all work together … .

“The death sentence is the first for Aziz, who is already serving a 15-year prison sentence for crimes against humanity.”

Just goes to show you, you can attain your dreams.

SB Nation: Ok, I’m struggling to feel bad for Tony Romo and the Dallas Cowboys.

Frugal Cafe: Dragging out the Juan Williams non-drama.

Empty Wheel: The question is, who is paying Karzai the most?

Mediaite: Frank Caprio doesn't get Obama endorsement, waves arms and wails.

You can always find a use for a dead octopi.

–WKW

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Comments

Gaaaaack! Suction cups in the morning? Ever? Ever Creepy, there, Wolfrum. Thanks for nothing.

by we are stardust on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 8:42am

So you're saying I got your attention? Win!

by William K. Wolfrum on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 8:55am

by we are stardust on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 10:37am

Does his Octo-Mom know that Paul is now Octo pie filling?

by Donal on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 8:54am