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    Jesse James named new RNC chairman after Michael Steele fired

    WASHINGTON – The Republican National Committee, finally fed up with his free-spending ways and controversies, have fired Michael Steele as RNC Chairman and announced that TV Star Jesse James will be replacing him.

    “We felt that Steele had his chance and blew it,” said an RNC source. “We are now heading in a different direction.”

    Praising his deep ties to White People, his freestyle marriage beliefs and his imposing appearance, RNC officials feel that James – who has reportedly separated from actress Sandra Bullock following marriage infidelities – connects them to their target constituents.

    “Jesse James will reach out to our target donors – white men that cheat on their wives,” said the source. “Plus, he always gets comped at lesbian bondage clubs, so we don’t have to worry about that anymore.”

    James could not be reached for comment, as he was spending his day complaining that the press was making a big deal about his love of White Supremacists and adultery.

    –WKW

    Crossposted at William K. Wolfrum Chronicles

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