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Tiger Woods to do photo shoot for Playgirl

By William K. Wolfrum on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 8:01am | Sports, Business, Arts & Entertainment, Humor & Satire

SIMI VALLEY - Celebrated golfer Tiger Woods - in the midst of his biggest personal crisis - has announced that he will do a full photo shoot for Playgirl Magazine’s Christmas issue.

“Tiger’s aware that he’s let down many of his fans recently,” said a spokeman for Woods. “We believe this photo shoot will remind people of just how impressive Tiger really is.”

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Wars? Health Care Reform? Massive unemployment? Ask Tiger Woods, says Harry Reid

By William K. Wolfrum on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 6:54am | Politics, Sports

In the latest bit of proof that today`s politicians are running the show only because the best and brightest wouldn`t get within 20 miles of politics, Sen. Harry Reid showed his compassion and transparency, all the while loading up on Tiger Woods Keywords.

From HuffPo

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America: Land of the Free, home of the Penis-Gazers

By William K. Wolfrum on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 12:29pm | Politics, Sports, Humor & Satire

For more than 30 years, Americans of all sizes, shapes and colors admired Tiger Woods and his golf game. Now, when the name Tiger Woods is mentioned, you can only think of one thing - his Penis.

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Breaking: Democrats Diane Feinstein, Dick Durbin once shot a guy in Reno - Media shield rules apply

By William K. Wolfrum on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 7:54am | Politics, Humor & Satire

WASHINGTON - Journalist William K. Wolfrum has uncovered his latest blockbuster, as he says he now has proof that U.S. Senators Diane Feinstein and Dick Durbin once shot a homeless guy in Reno.

Wolfrum had admitted to sitting on the story for various reasons, but admitted that possible changes in the media shield law made him feel that now was the right time to come forward.

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Tiger Chasing Tail Just Par for the Course

By Deadman on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 7:19pm | Sports, Potpourri, Personal

I'm shocked by this whole Tiger Woods scandal. Not by Tiger's behavior, of course, but by the silence that seems to be accompanying it, at least in my circle of friends on Facebook.

I really expected to be bombarded today with status updates addressing the emerging Tiger Woods scandal. I expected them to be mainly from women expressing some degree of disappointment or outrage. Instead, I only saw one status update that fit the bill.

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Tiger Woods is above the law! Let him chase Nicklaus, Chamberlain records in peace

By William K. Wolfrum on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 6:48am | Politics, Sports, Humor & Satire

As rumors started coming out that Tiger Woods would be cited for reckless driving for his recent controversial car crash, something struck me - What in the Hell is this country coming to?

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Mister Hope Is Secretly Mister Reliable

By Doctor Cleveland on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 10:55pm | Politics

The day before President Obama announced his Afghanistan strategy, Politico published John F. Harris's very important and newsy thumbsucker about the peril that "anti-Obama storylines" pose to Obama's Presidency. The first sentence of the article is, no kidding, "Presidential politics is about storytelling."

Storytelling. Huh. And here I thought it was about the economy and the two wars.

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Minn. woman sees Michele Bachmann manifest on bottom of iron

By William K. Wolfrum on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 6:39am | Politics, Humor & Satire, Religion

MINNESOTA - Putting away laundry was the last place a Minnesota woman thought she’d have a spiritual moment. But there it was: an image she saw as a manifestation of Michele Bachman on the bottom of her iron.

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Minaret Attack!

By Michael Wolraich on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 5:38pm | Humor & Satire, World Affairs

Demonstrating the brilliance of direct democracy, the Swiss people declared their nation to be a minaret-free zone. One cannot help but admire the simplicity of Swiss thinking. They did not bother with definitions or rationales. There was no legal gobbledygook, no extended rationales, no conscience-driven caveats. They simply voted to amend their constitution with the inspirational words, "The building of minarets is prohibited."

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