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    Andrew Joseph Stack is NOT like an evil Islamic terrorist!

    By William K. Wolfrum on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 6:36am | Politics, Humor & Satire

    Recently, the name of a great American has been dragged through the mud. I speak of 53-year-old Andrew Joseph Stack, a man who loved his country so much, that he martyred himself to avoid paying taxes to it.

    Now, however, reactionary liberals have tried to defame Stack by comparing his actions to the actions of the 9/11 Islamic homicide terrorists. These vermin-like liberals should be hunted down and hung for saying such things about Mr. Stack.

    Islamic terrorists are the greatest threat to mankind in the history of the planet. These evil bastards take their perverted beliefs and use it to commit violence against even their own people. They are blood-thirsty cowards that must be destroyed.

    Joe Stack, however, wrote up a manifesto, blew up his own home and flew a plane into an IRS building, killing himself and someone else. But these two died for a cause - for Taxes. Stack terrorized for a purpose. The man is a hero.

    Those who wish to compare Mr. Stack to Godless Muslim heathens are insane. They must be taken from their homes and be converted to Christianity, using all force at our disposal to do it.

    That these Satan-worshipping liberals would compare one man’s honorable belief of a life without taxes to the beliefs of dirty Muslims is a political ploy of horrifying proportions. These “liberals” better hope they aren’t in any flight patterns, if you know what I’m saying.

    –WKW

    Crossposted at William K. Wolfrum Chronicles

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    Comments

    While I share your respect for Andrew Joseph Stack and his actions I must disagree with much of what you said. The "Terrorists" of 9-11 had there intentions as well. Read Bin laden's comments on it. The US government's involvement in the middle east was there reason. If you have compassion for Mr. Stack you must also have some compassion for anyone who gives there life for a cause. Anyone with a sound mind who gives his life for a noble cause has my utmost respect.

    Additionally, you seem very ignorant on the many points you've made. I read Mr. Stack's final comment and he didnt take political sides. There was no republican vs democrat or liberal vs conservative. He actually called George Bush a puppet. Our current monstrosity of a government was created by republicans and democrats.


    by Robby (not verified) on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 10:14am

    There's no point in arguing with WKW. He is an unabashed right-wing ideologue impervious to logic. If you read his other stuff, you'll find that not only is he a huge fan of George Bush, but he is also unwilling to acknowledge the naval superiority of Mega Shark.


    by Nebton on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 10:27am

    F*ck Mega Shark. There. I said it.


    by William K. Wolfrum on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 10:44am

    Dear dagbloggers, I regret to inform you that I've just had word of horrible tragedy somewhere in the dark interior of Brazil. The authorities are still trying to determine exactly what happened, but based on what seem to be bite marks on the walls and an incriminating barnacle left at the scene, it appears that an entire village was destroyed in an unprecedented shark attack some 80 miles from the nearest coast. I've been trying to get through to Bill without success. I promise to keep you posted.


    by Michael Wolraich on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 11:49am

    Wolfrum was a loudmouth and a pretender, Genghis.

    I guess we saw how long his "challenge" lasted.

    Can we spit on his grave now?


    by quinn esq on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 12:02pm

    All's I know is, I'M not paying my goddamn taxes to the IRS.

    I'm fed up. And I donno about about you sooky babies, but I think it's time all REAL men stood up to these IRS bastards.

    Are you with me?

    Are you WITH me?


    by quinn esq on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 12:05pm

    William,

    Hello. Are you an idiot? I think you must be. Of course he is not the SAME as your "Evil Islamic Terrorist" for the simple fact that he is not Islamic. Other than that - I would say that one that flies a plane into a federal building with the intent of killing, frightening and intimidating in order to make a political point against our government I would say he is the very definition of a terrorist. Remind you of an attack on another federal building on 9/11?

    The poor saps working at the IRS building he flew into very well may have had the same beliefs, frustrations, families and lives as he may have led. They were at their job trying to get by.

    If this guy really wanted to make a difference, he would have taken out the RIGHT people. Not just a bunch of cogs just getting by.

    Your little comments about forcefully converting people to Christians is one of the most anti-American statements I have ever seen. And this is exactly why I believe in the 2nd Amendment. Not only to protect myself from the Government of the USA but also people exactly like you.

    Come on my property illegally and I will make sure that you do not walk again. I will keep you alive though, just so you can use a wheelchair.

    Enjoy your miserable existance.

     

    John Schuller


     


    by John Schuller (not verified) on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 12:36pm

    aw crap! I just saw that this is in the Humor / Satire section. Bwah Bwah Bwaaaaah. Me Fail.


    by John Schuller (not verified) on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 12:38pm

    No problem, as long as you follow through with the "shooting Wolfrum if he comes on your property" thing.

    Though I'd feel better with something a little less passive. Maybe... offer him candy or something.


    by quinn esq on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 1:34pm

    those poor saps should find another job...I would die of starvation before I would work for IRS.


    by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 5:16pm

    What a pity you don't acknowledge the murder of the IRS employee who was also a Vietnam Veteran. A 67 year old man who leaves a wife.  Your "martyr" is nothing more than a greedy, un-american, murderer. I just glad he committed suicide I only wish he had not murdered Vernon Hunter in the process.

    A pox on you and all your kind to demand services and refuse to pay your taxes.  The people you elect make the laws and require the IRS employees to enforce those laws.  Your gum flapping is aimed like your "martyr's" airplane....at the wrong people.


    by John (not verified) on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 2:06pm

    I'm sorry, sir, but the phrase "a pox on you" is prohibited by the dagblog terms of use. The dag committee has convened a tribunal and sentenced you to return to the 16th century.


    by Michael Wolraich on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 4:58pm

    The approved dagblog phrase is, I believe, "a murrain upon ye."


    by Doctor Cleveland on Sat, 02/20/2010 - 2:59pm

    You apparently hit just the right tone with this one.  It's really bringing them in.  Nicely done.


    by DF on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 3:24pm

    Mr. Wolfrum, I served with Joe Stack. I knew Joe Stack. Joe Stack was a friend of mine.  Mr. Wolfrum, you are no Joe Stack.  And for the record, Joe Stack was a Muslim terrorist (tm).  How can I prove it to you?  Because he died to not pay taxes.  Why is this important?  Because taxes are the lifeblood of the evil American Empire.  Starve it of taxes and your military must leave Pakistan.  So you see, Joe Stack was a friend of mine and a Muslim terrorist because his actions will cause the US to spend even billions more to prevent another 2/18 tragedy and still not be able to catch me.

    Osama Bin Ladin, Terrorist-in-Chief


    by Al-Qaeda Leader (not verified) on Sat, 02/20/2010 - 1:18am

    You're right, he isn't like an evil Islamic terrorist, he is like an evil home grown terrorist.

    Colour it any way you like, he set out to kill others and terrorise the community and to see this deplorable act any other way simply shows how ignorant or sociopathic you are yourself.

    Murderers are murderers whether they be Koran toting loons or redneck nutters like Stack.


    by jasper (not verified) on Sat, 02/20/2010 - 10:11am

    I could be off subject but now days people seems upset with the system. Do what your heart is telling you to do, and you will feel good regardless of the system. Don't be a slave, but help others only if you can or you feel it is needed. And don't be an asshole regardless of the situation What do I mean by system? System = Government (or) wife (or) girlfriend they are all costly

    by Anonymous (not verified) on Sat, 02/20/2010 - 10:29am

    I could be off subject but now days people seems upset with the system. Do what your heart is telling you to do, and you will feel good regardless of the system. Don't be a slave, but help others only if you can or you feel it is needed. And don't be an asshole regardless of the situation What do I mean by system? System = Government (or) wife (or) girlfriend they are all costly

    by Anonymous (not verified) on Sat, 02/20/2010 - 10:31am

    guys look there is no doubt there are RADICAL Islamic terorrists but trust me, the true muslims are extremely peaceful people and it is the second largest and fastest growing religion in the world.

    the muslims in the middle east have been under attack, lied to, had their family  members murdered over lies for years so it's understandablebutnotjustifiable of course that they would fight back.

    that being said, the cia& israelagents have trained taliban in pakistan and other places...much of this stuff can be found in mainstream media sources u just have to look at outside sources like the bbc and haaretz out of israel. watch the bbc doc power of nightmares a groundbreaking video that shows just how manufactured the whole terrorist threat is. it's the same trick they use over and over again every time to pimp war and people fall for it....along with bias/racism against groups like asian americans, commies, hell even catholics, now it's arabs/muslims cuz they got the oil....pay attention to whats really going on in america u can be detained indefinitely without a trial now and if more people keep doing this or are put up to this all of a sudden YOU become a target and we have a POLICE STATE on our hands...


    by Nate J (not verified) on Sat, 02/20/2010 - 2:18pm

    Just BAN the pitchfork, for God's sake. Enough already.

    by quinn esq on Sun, 02/21/2010 - 1:19pm

    If you ban the pitchfork, only Satan will have one.


    by Doctor Cleveland on Sun, 02/21/2010 - 3:06pm

    I DO AGREE WITH YOU 100%, HE FOUTH WITH THE REAL TERRORISTS, HE CREATED WEALTH AND THE TERRORISTS WANT THEIR MONEY, SO AT THE END THEY TOOK EVEN HIS BLOOD, LIKE REAL 2010 VAMPIRES. IN MY OPINION HE WAS AND IS A HERO NOT A TERRORIST, BECAUSE HE FOUTH TO ELIMINATES THE CANCER OF THE U.S.A.


    by Anonymous (not verified) on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 9:36am

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    by Michael Wolraich on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 11:21am

    I can't believe you "All your Based" Anonymous.

    Anonymous - in case you hadn't noticed - is easily the most prolific, smartest, funniest, cruellest, most unrelenting savage Internet troll to ever live.

    You got balls.

    Bye.


    by quinn esq on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 12:12pm