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    Sarah Palin inks new deal to sell Sexual enhancement products on QVC

    Always quick to pounce on a big opportunity, political entertainer Sarah Palin today announced she has signed a $5-million deal to hawk sex enhancement products on QVC.

    “If you’re tired of being limp and impotent, I’m here to help,” said Palin. “Why, I’ll make millions just from the lamestream media.”

    The deal comes after Palin’s recent comments on the Sean Hannity Show:

    “Those who are impotent and limp and gutless and they go on their anonymous – sources that are anonymous – and impotent, limp and gutless reporters take anonymous sources and cite them as being factual references,” Palin said in her criticism of the press. “It just slays me because it’s so absolutely clear what the state of yellow journalism is today that they would take these anonymous sources as fact.”

    The product Palin will pitch will be known as “Palin’s Pee-Pee Power Pills.” The pills will only be placebos and Palin has admitted she knows nothing about male sexual problems.

    “But the box will be really pretty, you betcha,” said Palin.

    Daughter Bristol Palin will help out with the promotion during her time on “Dancing with the Stars.” All Bristol Palin’s dresses will have slogans on the back and front. On the front will be the message “Abstinence Only,” while on the back will be the message “Buy My Mommy’s Pee-Pee Pills.”

    Todd Palin and Levi Johnston could not be reached for comment.

    –WKW

    Crossposted at William K. Wolfrum Chronicles

    Comments

    Finally found her niche.


    I'm not the only political junkie posting on TPM that is speculating about the Palin team game plan..  We all can detect when a typical politician is making his\her move toward some position of power...First more appearances with the talking heads, more public appearances, the authoring of a book(s) etc.  The game of politics hasn't really changed in decades -- just the media methodology

    I, at one time, was an average chess player.  I've pretty-much used the process of chess logic throughout my life.   Politics "is" logic , money and luck.  For the life of me, I can't figure out where Palin is headed!  In the preceding paragraphs,  I'm going to define Palin as two types of personalities which were aptly defined by my hero, Eric Hoffer. (1902-1983)  The excerpts have been purloined from "The True Believer" 1951.  Dwight Eisenhower and John F. Kennedy were two of Hoffer's students.  What Hoffer wrote in the 1950's and 60's is applicable to these times.  Perhaps, my estimation of Palin's personality traits are way out of line...I'm open to enlightenment.

    The Inordinately Selfish.


    The inordinately selfish are particularly susceptible to frustration.  The more selfish a person, the more poignant his disappointments.  It is the inordinately selfish, therefore, who are likely to be the most persuasive champions of selflessness.
    The fiercest fanatics are often selfish people who were forced, by innate shortcomings or external circumstances to lose faith in their own selves.  They separate the excellent instrument of their selfishness from their ineffectual selves and attach it to the service of some holy cause.  And though it be a faith of love and humility they adopt, they can can be neither loving or humble.

    Or

    The Ambitious Facing Unlimited Opportunities


    Unlimited opportunities can be as potent a cause of frustration as  a paucity or lack of opportunities.  When opportunities are apparently unlimited, there is an inevitable depreciation of the present.  The attitude is: "All that I am doing  or possibly can do is chicken feed compared with what is left undone."  Such is the frustration which broods over gold camps and haunts taut minds in boom times.Hence the remarkable fact that, joined with the ruthless self-seeking  which seems to be the main-spring of gold hunters, land-grabbers and other get-rich-quick enthusiasts, there is an excessive readiness for self-sacrifice and united action.  Patriotism, racial solidarity, and even the preaching of revolution find a more ready response among people who see limitless opportunities spread out before them than among those who move within the fixed limits of a familiar, orderly and predictable pattern of existence.


    Your facts are wrong. The actual product is: Palin's Penile Poultice. My husband and I have been usnig it ever since it came out (last week) and we've never been happier, or more fulfilled --- if you get my meaning. Sarah is our savior ... She is like that Elmer Gantry guy! She can even cure limpness. WE. LOVE YOU SARAH! And we are so glad you love us back. As you requested, my credit card number is 555$&$@&$&$@&$

    What color is the th sky in "your" world Civ?  Try baby oil.  Jesus wept!


    what dr. cleveland said.


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