BRAZIL – After temperatures soared to more than 100 degrees Fahrenheit today in both Sao Paulo and Rio De Janeiro, Brazil, a group of scientists working on a comprehensive study stated that Global Warming has now been proved, and no further testing or data is required on the subject.

“Our group went outside and felt extremely warm,” said noted climate Scientist John Timson. “This confirms all our beliefs. Global Warming is a fact.”

The scientists had gathered in the Copacabana barrio of Brazil. In order to collect data, the group spent two hours at the beach, and occasionally went into the ocean. The scientists reports states that the water was “noticeably cooler that the outside air.” Following a bite to eat at a Brazilian barbecue, the scientists stated they had enough data to advance Global Warming from a Theory to a Law.

“It was really hot out there. I mean scorching,” said Timson. “Let there be no doubt that Global Warming is now a Law. Like gravity.”

A reporter for a major American newspaper asked how they could be so sure that Global Warming was now indeed an indisputable fact, being that many parts of the U.S. are going through a cold spell with large amounts of snow. Timson scoffed at the question.

“Of course it’s cold in the U.S., you idiot,” said Timson. “It’s winter there.”

–WKW

Crossposted at William K. Wolfrum Chronicles