MURDER, POLITICS, AND THE END OF THE JAZZ AGE
by Michael Wolraich
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Neutrinos have been clocked breaking the universal speed limit. Physics crumbles.
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Not to put too fine a point on it, but if this holds up, it'll be the greatest scientific discovery in a hundred years if not ever.
by Verified Atheist on Thu, 09/22/2011 - 8:12pm
Yowza!
by Donal on Thu, 09/22/2011 - 8:50pm
He speculated that these faster-than-light neutrinos may be passing through extra dimensions in space, which have been predicted in cutting edge theories, like string theory.
Ereditato added that the results would be published online
Then he spoke with a strange scottish accent, "Cap'n she canna take any more, we're going t'lose magnetic containment if I don't bring the speed down"
by jollyroger on Fri, 09/23/2011 - 1:16am
And in other news...the universe actually is infinite and humans really do understand spit about it.
by cmaukonen on Thu, 09/22/2011 - 9:43pm
Neutrinos are those little particles that pass right through matter ball the time, aren't they. That to me is much more impressive than how fast they do it, unless speed is how they do it.
by EmmaZahn on Thu, 09/22/2011 - 11:36pm
Elsewhere on Earth, (and not for the first time), blogger jollyroger carefully scraped his brains off the wall and tried manfully to restore them to his shattered and exploded skull.
by jollyroger on Fri, 09/23/2011 - 1:18am
I'm cool with neutrinos exceeding the speed limit -- by a mere 60 nanoseconds, who hasn't done that? But I'm really pissed that they refused a breathalizer test, then defiantly sped off through the bodies of the physicists who had tried to capture them.
Here's a good discussion of the likelihood the findings are accurate, and the implications if they are:
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/2011/09/22/faster-than-light-travel-discovered-slow-down-folks/
My first thought would be instrument error, especially their use of GPS to measure (within centimetres) the 730-km distance the neutrinos traveled. That factor itself relies on an accurate measurement of the speed of light.
It will be very interesting to see what real scientists think about the report, which is already online.
by acanuck on Fri, 09/23/2011 - 3:11am
defiantly sped off through the bodies of the physicists who had tried to capture them.
Reportedly, the defiant neutrinos were wearing fashionable V for Vendetta masks...
by jollyroger on Fri, 09/23/2011 - 3:34am
Yes, sadly, last night I mulled the possibilities:
Of these three, #1 is definitely the most probable. #2 wouldn't surprise me too much (although it's a small flaw - we're as sure about special relativity as the folks in 1900 were about Newton's and Maxwell's equations). I'm willing to rule out #3. The COP* doesn't allow it.
*Causality ordering principle
by Verified Atheist on Fri, 09/23/2011 - 6:43am
Today's XKCD:
by Verified Atheist on Fri, 09/23/2011 - 6:55am
This could be just the most awesome discovery ever... warp speed here we come! You should have seen my husband when I told him after work, he was over the moon excited and finally found something on the interwebs worth reading about, except for my daily reading of the Gawker headlines to him while we drink coffee before he hops on his bike to ride to work, those are always worthwhile, but mostly for the laugh factor.
by tmccarthy0 on Fri, 09/23/2011 - 10:06am
Maybe Genesis really meant:
The Lord made the universe in 6 nanoseconds!
Whilst he rested on the 7th nanosecond.
by Richard Day on Fri, 09/23/2011 - 6:40pm
The Bible makes it clear, Dick: no rest mass for the wicked!
More particle-physics fun: Bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here!" A tachyon walks into a bar.
by acanuck on Fri, 09/23/2011 - 6:58pm
Wouldn't a tachyon walk through a bar?
by Qumulonimbus (not verified) on Fri, 09/23/2011 - 11:07pm
Q: Why did the neutrino cross into the fourth dimension?
A: To get to the other side of the universe ... (and to mess with Einstein's head.)
by MrSmith1 on Sat, 09/24/2011 - 7:56pm
Why did the neutrino go into the church?
He was looking for mass.
by jollyroger on Sun, 09/25/2011 - 2:13am
If anyone is interested in the full CERN seminar, here's two hours of excruciating detail. A little technical, but it's clear these guys did their homework, anticipating most of the flaws and errors people might raise as possible explanations:
http://cdsweb.cern.ch/record/1384486
Not a lot of laughs, but at I think slide 23 they show a piece of computer equipment they used, and I spotted a tiny Microsoft Windows logo. Eureka!
by acanuck on Sat, 09/24/2011 - 6:44pm
I did a little CSI work and zoomed in, and I'm not so sure if that's a Windows logo or not. I present it here:
These guys aren't crackpots, that's for sure. Of course, neither were Pons and Fleischmann (although they were careless).
by Verified Atheist on Sat, 09/24/2011 - 6:55pm
For those of us who've been following them, that's clearly...
3 neutrinos walking into a bar.
by Qumulonimbus (not verified) on Sat, 09/24/2011 - 10:08pm
The colors are right, the order is right, the slight tilt to the right is right. That's a Microsoft logo, all right. And if you squint really hard, Atheist, you can just make out, underneath, the words "Windows ME." Not a good sign. Hope they installed the latest service pack.
by acanuck on Sun, 09/25/2011 - 12:26am