If you thought the movie “Avatar” wasn’t enough of a trite rehash, just wait until “Avatar 2: The Tax Revoltening.” Coming April 15, this new epic will feature a new Dick Armey led brigade marching on Washington – but this time, they’re doing it virtually*.

Yes, tapping into the Tea Party’s overwhelming desire to stay at home and grunt loudly while wearing their underwear, this march promises to do to the Internet what the Tea Party has done to National Politics – absolutely nothing.

The Online Tax Revolt is open to every American who believes taxes and spending are out of control, harmful to our country and a threat to our nation’s future. Join other Americans as we march online from across the country to Washington, DC and rally together on April 15!

And to take an already embarrassing idea and make it just that much more embarrassinger, everyone involved will have their own Avatar! Some of the luminaries involved (in avatar form) include:

So, if you’re one of thousands of Americans that wants to take their country back but doesn’t really want to commit to it enough to actually leave the house, then join now! Because nothing says Patriotic, Freedom-Loving, Tax-Hater like creating a super-creepy avatar and pretending you’re doing something important on the internet!

–WKW

*Seriously. They’re really doing this.

HT Going Concern