So my wife's pressure cooker can now be considered a WMD with the right ingredients - who woulda thunk it?

Bush is vindicated - the US officially sees a WMD in every pot.

Dzhokhar messed with the wrong short-order cook - his life is on the line now.

I wonder if those planes that took down 2 skyscrapers were considered WMDs?

But a bomb that killed 3 is one.

Every IED laid in Afghanistan is now a WMD - we have a whole new set of war criminals to pursue to the end of the earth - Afghanistan 4-evuh.

For every IRA terrorist who laid a pipe bomb or plastic explosive, must be ego-thrilling to know these are now escalated into "WMDs"

As the world's only remaining nuclear superpower, spending $700 billion a year on our military on different stockpiles of WMDs, more than all other countries spend together, sometimes we seem too stupid to breathe.

America, still Jumping the Shark after 240 years.

Somewhere Timothy McVeigh is feeling pissed off - he needed to stack 5000 lbs of fertilizer in a Ryder truck that took down half a building to achieve his WMD wings - Dzhoghar gets his for a little canister set off in the middle of a crowd.