MURDER, POLITICS, AND THE END OF THE JAZZ AGE
by Michael Wolraich
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MURDER, POLITICS, AND THE END OF THE JAZZ AGE by Michael Wolraich Order today at Barnes & Noble / Amazon / Books-A-Million / Bookshop |
Since Senator McCain has taken to making rash policy decisions in the middle of debates to try to get someone, anyone to seriously contemplate voting for him, thought I'd give him a hint about how to earn my vote.
Meet Smokey:
She's an angel only cat and a bundle of joy to be around on those rare occasions that she doesn't have a serious case of catt-itude. She is kind of extremely spoiled and has PLENTY of toys that I trip over whenever I dare to venture into her space (which is currently defined as my entire apartment). But a few months ago Smokey decided her new toy was going to be a spool of thread that she happened to knock off my table.
Word to the vast cat-vatar TPM community - cats and thread don't mix. I took Smokey to the doctor after she didn't eat for two days and found that she swallowed the thread and it was knotting up her intestines. Emergency cat surgery was needed for her to survive. The vet stepped out of the room and sent in the Veterinary Assistant with the bill.
WTF!!!!!!!!!!! {Here is where I would link to that Seth Myers Saturday Night Live Weekend Update Story if it was still available on youtube} A Long Island cat became the first to have a hip replacement, which was just several thousand dollars more expensive than the common practice, total cat replacement. I looked at the bill again. I looked at my Smokey-pie. But I couldn't help thinking of the following: Smokey won...but just barely! And after a few weeks of being a cone head, she's back to normal: So Senator McCain, I know you are desperate for votes and that you are willing to promise anything no matter how crazy and no matter how clear it is that if elected, you have no intentions on following through on it. Might I recommend universal health insurance for pets... and people too of course? And a pony would be nice.
Comments
hey dija, we're live now!
by Al Shaw (not verified) on Mon, 10/13/2008 - 12:23pm
Acck I've been officially outed as a crazy ass cat lady! Hope the transition goes smoothly :)
by dijamo (not verified) on Mon, 10/13/2008 - 12:26pm
it seems to be.. let me know if you see any quirks.
by Al Shaw (not verified) on Mon, 10/13/2008 - 12:28pm
Third try. Glad to hear Smokey's OK.
by Donal (not verified) on Mon, 10/13/2008 - 2:42pm
(Third try.)
Aww! Dij, I'm so glad Smokey won and has now fully recovered!
An injured neighborhood stray cat showed up at my house a few weeks ago, and I ended up spending an unholy amount of money on surgery and follow-up vet visits, so I could be persuaded to vote for the guy who offers universal pet health care too. I have three cats now! (How many cats do I have to adopt before I become a "crazy ass cat lady"?) I could easily end up broke and on the street from paying for kitty health care.
Btw, Seth Meyers reported on another instance of outrageous kitty care (and the typical accompanying kitty gratitude):
"A woman in England paid over $17,000 for her cat to spend six days in an oxygen tent to cure his paralyzed larynx. The cat showed its gratitude by briefly holding eye contact."
HAH!
by laurajordan (not verified) on Mon, 10/13/2008 - 3:15pm
Nice use of the new tools! I'm all for universal pet health care. I have a sneaking suspicion that my dog would eat the entire spool of thread. I discovered this morning that he had chewed up my bank card. Grrrr.
by Orlando (not verified) on Mon, 10/13/2008 - 4:21pm
Maybe he knows something about the economy.
by Donal (not verified) on Mon, 10/13/2008 - 4:27pm
Cats, curious...
Stay with one cat. They tend to multiply if one is not completely vigilant
by Bwakfat (not verified) on Tue, 10/14/2008 - 12:38am
Thanks Donal, so am I :)
by dijamo (not verified) on Tue, 10/14/2008 - 2:56am
Eye contact?! That owner got eye contact! I am so jealous :)
Congrats on the new addition to the clan! I think it's not the number of cats but how much they have you wrapped around their finger that puts you in crazy cat lady territory. If McCain starts allowing folks to claim pets as dependents, I'll canvass for him!
by dijamo (not verified) on Tue, 10/14/2008 - 3:04am
Smokey eats thread. She's cute but not the sharpest tool in the shed. I'm not too worried about her learning multiplication :)
by dijamo (not verified) on Tue, 10/14/2008 - 3:18am
Maybe you shouldn't have left him Twizzler-less. Bad O!
by dijamo (not verified) on Tue, 10/14/2008 - 3:27am
*Just refreshing my profile*
Hi Smokey-pie!
by dijamo (not verified) on Mon, 11/03/2008 - 5:02pm
*ignore please - refreshing my profile*
Hi Ms. Precious Purrfect Smokey!
by dijamo (not verified) on Tue, 11/04/2008 - 4:10pm