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    (What a) Wonderful Veep...

    By Michael Wolraich on Thu, 09/11/2008 - 7:23pm | Politics, Humor & Satire

    with apologies to Sam Cooke

    She don't know much about history
    She don't believe in biology
    She wants to change the science books
    She wants to fire the White House cooks
    But she does know how to speak on cue
    And she knows if she makes fools of you
    What a wonderful veep she would be

    She don't know much about geography
    She don't know much foreign policy
    Don't know much about George Bush's war
    Don't know what a VP is for
    But she knows that one and one is two
    And if McCain just tells her what to do
    What a wonderful veep she would be

    Now she don't claim to want any bridges
    But she can sell you one
    'Cuz maybe by pretending she never liked bridges
    She can win your vote for John

    She don't know much about history
    She don't believe in biology
    She wants to change the science books
    She wants to fire the White House cooks
    But she knows if she can hide the truth
    Until we make it to the voting booth
    What a wonderful veep she would be

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