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    Groundhog Cheney Rears Its Ugly Head


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    The "still President" Dick Cheney addressed a kindergarten class on Monday, February 2nd after emerging from his undisclosed location. In his prepared comments, he forecast six more weeks of winter. He is seen here responding to a question from one of the students who remarked that groundhogs have bigger teeth and are "cuter." 

    "I eat kids bigger than you fer breakfast, ya little fucking pantywaist," he said, offering the trademark Cheney grin. He then led the class in the pledge of allegiance, and all complied.