The following is satire. The videos and claims made herein are not to be taken seriously or used as actual talking points.Everybody's
favorite Clown-in-Chief, John McCain, is at it again with his humorous
take on Jerome R. Corsi's new book, "Obama Nation."
Asked about
Corsi's book, which describes Barack Obama as a radical Muslim drug
user, McCain replied, "Gotta keep your sense of humor."
That Ol'
Jack Maverick's got us in his spell once again, tickling our ribs by
pretending that Corsi's book hasn't been shot down faster than McCain
piloting an A-4E Skyhawk. And why distance himself from funny lies
about Obama when so many hilarious questions are dogging his own
contrail?
Here's some home videos about McCain he's sure to find just as funny as Corsi's tall tales. Roll tape!
This
first one
involves the time when McCain narrowly escaped from the fire on USS
Forrestal on July 29, 1967, that killed 134, injured 161, destroyed 21
aircraft and cost the Navy $72 million, which actually happened. But
according to some
very funny people, McCain
may have started the fire. If true — and that's
really beside the point, right? — hot-dogger McCain "wet-started" his
A-4E Skyhawk, allowing kerosene to pool in his engine until, when
ignited, it "burned off" a Zuni rocket on the jet parked behind him,
launching it into McCain's center fuel tank. Funny stuff!
This
next one
has to make McCain's sides split, right? Well, maybe not! Watch as a
woman whose son was also a POW describes how McCain
collaborated with the North Vietnamese from the
moment of his capture, even giving away the flight routes of American
sorties. Heeheehee! Can McCain disprove it? Who cares!
And
this last video
poses that hoot of a riddle: Is John McCain a Manchurian candidate?
From the set-up of McCain making 32 anti-American propaganda tapes for
the North Vietnamese to the punchline of coming back brainwashed to
set up the government of the anti-Christ, this one's classic McCain
through-and-through!
That's it for today. Join us next week for
more, and don't miss John McCain's new special, "Celebrity Gaffes,
Grins and Guffaws!"