I am kind, giving and strong. I am fair and law-abiding. I am smart and resourceful. I respect others and I do no harm. I follow the words of Jesus Christ. I am an American Boy.

Tucker Carlson’s greatest journalistic achievement.

I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration for freedom in the history of our nation.

Alan Simpson’s opinion of Social Security and those that accept it.

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Pakistan Floods: The watery nightmare continues unabated.

Via Palingates:

You just aren’t American if you aren’t protesting something.

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More Bad Eggs: Remember, if you’re going to make an omelet, you’re going to have to give a few thousand people salmonella.

NEW YORK – Ann Thomson, an 83-year-old widow, was awoken last last night to screams of protests by angry conservatives at her her home on 39th Street, in an area known as Hell’s Kitchen.

The protesters were angry that Thompson, a long-time liberal, had told a friend that she didn’t mind the Islamic Center being built two blocks away from Ground Zero.

Over at Alan Colmes Liberaland, I was reading about protests near the Islamic Center two blocks away from Ground Zero, when this struck me:

Opponents chanted “No mosque, no way!” and carried signs reading, “9-11-01: Never Forget,” as Bruce Springsteen’s “Born in the USA” blared over loudspeakers.

America faces few problems worse than where and when Barack Obama goes to church. Sure, there are environmental catastrophes to worry about, an economy that shows no interest in bouncing back, wars on God knows how many fronts and unemployment high enough to make Herbert Hoover cringe.

But this is America. And Christ matters.

Nowhere in the bible does it say that Jesus isn’t a raptor.

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Pakistan: A slow-moving tsunami wrecks havoc, as help is slow to come.

This may come as a shock to many of my most loyal readers, but I am, in fact, a conservative.

Yes, my friends, I am well aware of my reputation as a liberal. But those days are now gone. Because I have had an ideological shift, and now embrace Conservatism. Here are my core beliefs:

Sarah Palin talking with “Nicolas Sarkozy.” We must never forget.

Shockingly, turning the population upside down and shaking them to collect loose change isn’t working out as well as the EU or Greece hoped. From Der Spiegel:

When you have the money to paint your churches gold, you have enough money to pay income tax, says I.

I always try and promote young new artists here at the Chronicles. Today, we look at singer Mark Gormley and a girl who looks REALLY uncomfortable:

Bats. Why did they have to be bats?

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Pakistan Floods: Capitalism not stepping up to the plate to help out Pakistanis stuck in a watery hell.

A good blog is a back-and-forth experience between writer and reader. When a blog reaches its apex, commentary and conversation meld together, making reader and writer one.

Of course, sometimes, this tight of a relationship can mean a level of complacency can creep in. Things can go unsaid. Which is why today, I’d like to send out a thank you to my readers.

Thank you, dear readers, for not killing anyone.

Nothing quite showcases the hallowed ground near Ground Zero better than Thunder Lingerie.

Aging Mussels dine on Raw fish in Las Vegas.

Your turn.

–WKW

Crossposted at William K. Wolfrum Chronicles

Don’t say you weren’t warned about blood-thirsty terror babies.