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John McCain to offer jobs to “Kathy the Teacher” and “Steven the Flight Attendant”

By William K. Wolfrum on Tue, 08/10/2010 - 12:51pm | Politics, Humor & Satire

ARIZONA – In his latest Mavericky campaign maneuver, U.S. Senator John McCain has offered Alaska teacher Kathy Gustafson and former Jet Blue Flight attendant Steven Slater jobs within his campaign.

“Anyone who will stand up to vested Washington interests like Sarah Palin is a valuable asset,” said McCain. “Karen the Teacher could teach us all something.”

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William K. Wolfrum’s Morning – It’ll blow your face off

By William K. Wolfrum on Tue, 08/10/2010 - 8:24am | Politics, Business, Humor & Satire, World Affairs

Why blogging is better than spitting fire: My face almost never bursts into flames.

August 10, 2010:

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Census Bureau Returns Cash: Counting people isn’t as expensive as first anticipated.

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Holy Spirit quits Holy Trinity to embark on solo career

By William K. Wolfrum on Mon, 08/09/2010 - 9:06am | Humor & Satire, Religion

Holy Spirit announced today that he has left the Holy Trinity in order to pursue a solo career.

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Religion

William K. Wolfrum’s Morning – Solve me with your God Number

By William K. Wolfrum on Mon, 08/09/2010 - 7:21am | Politics, Arts & Entertainment, Humor & Satire, Media

William K. Wolfrum’s Morning – August 9, 2010

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William K. Wolfrum’s Morning – All Coked-Up Stimulus Monkey Edition

By William K. Wolfrum on Fri, 08/06/2010 - 9:46am | Politics, Arts & Entertainment, Humor & Satire

William K. Wolfrum’s Morning – August 6, 2010

Weekend Forecast: Partly cloudy with sporadic outbursts of Coked-up Stimulus Monkeys.

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Arts & Entertainment

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John Edwards to run for President in 2012 as ‘Newt Nullifier’

By William K. Wolfrum on Thu, 08/05/2010 - 12:08pm | Politics, Humor & Satire

WASHINGTON – Humiliated former U.S. Senator John Edwards has announced to friends that he will likely campaign for the Presidency of the United States in 2012 as an Independent. Edwards will run under a singular campaign platform “What About Newt Gingrich’s Affairs?”

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William K. Wolfrum’s Morning – August 4, 2010

By William K. Wolfrum on Wed, 08/04/2010 - 9:04am | Politics, Arts & Entertainment, Humor & Satire, Media

If Bill Cosby would just remember that he made “Leonard Part 6,” maybe he’d rethink his stance on living.

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Iran: Many an Iranian will look back to this day as the day someone almost killed Ahmadinehad.

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Writing sports in the United Arab Emirates for The National

By William K. Wolfrum on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 10:49am | Sports, Personal, Media

From time to time I’ve been known to escape the confines of this blog, and this week is one of those times, as I have some stories up at The National, an English newspaper in the United Arab Emirates.

The stories – given to me by former colleague Paul Oberjuerge – were on sporting venues in South America. The three stories:

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William K. Wolfrum’s Morning – August 3, 2010

By William K. Wolfrum on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 9:21am | Politics, Arts & Entertainment, Humor & Satire, World Affairs, Media

Despite early failures such as the one above, Jake Tapper has still managed to achieve lofty status in the D.C. media world.

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