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    William K. Wolfrum's Morning: Paul is dead

    Paul octopus dead
    Don’t be sad, Paul saw this coming.


    Paul the Octopus: Famed psychic cephalopod is dead. Luckily, he’s also delicious.

    Iran: Loading fuel into a nuclear reactor for the first time, Iran takes another step toward getting bombed.

    Rand Paul: Supporters of the pretend Libertarian bash a female Moveon member.

    Iraq: Hanging with Saddam’s former henchmen.

    Indonesia: Massive earthquake claims at least 40 lives.

    Corruption: The U.S. may not be the worst, but if we all work together … .

    Great Lines From Real News Stories

    The death sentence is the first for Aziz, who is already serving a 15-year prison sentence for crimes against humanity.”

    Just goes to show you, you can attain your dreams.


    SB Nation: Ok, I’m struggling to feel bad for Tony Romo and the Dallas Cowboys.

    Frugal Cafe: Dragging out the Juan Williams non-drama.

    Empty Wheel: The question is, who is paying Karzai the most?  

    Mediaite: Frank Caprio doesn't get Obama endorsement, waves arms and wails.


    You can always find a use for a dead octopi.


    Crossposted at William K. Wolfrum Chronicles


    Gaaaaack!  Suction cups in the morning?  Ever?  Ever Creepy, there, Wolfrum.  Thanks for nothing.

    So you're saying I got your attention? Win!

    Tongue out       Tongue out     Yell 

    Does his Octo-Mom know that Paul is now Octo pie filling?

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