The Bishop and the Butterfly: Murder, Politics, and the End of the Jazz Age
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    Behind Chuck Norris’ beard is another fist. And behind that fist is a homophobic prick – It’s a fact

    Chuck Norris facts are fun. I can’t deny that. But never forget that the man is a hateful, ignorant homophobe.

    From Chuck Norris:

    Lastly, I was appalled when I read the American Family Association report that on Friday, April 25, several thousand schools across the nation will be observing a “Day of Silence,” or DOS, which is a nationwide push to promote the homosexual lifestyle
    in public schools. (DOS is sponsored by an activist homosexual group – the Gay, Lesbian and Straight Education Network.)

    Is encouraging or teaching about homosexuality what our forefathers expected for the public education they founded? Even the most liberal among them opposed it. For example, Thomas Jefferson drafted a bill concerning the criminal laws of Virginia, in which he proposed that the penalty for sexual deviance should be unique corporal punishment. Jefferson’s views were indeed representative of early America.

    “Whosoever shall be guilty of rape, polygamy, or sodomy with man or woman shall be punished, if a man, by castration, if a woman, by cutting thro’ the cartilage of her nose a hole of one half inch diameter at the least” (Bill 64, 1779). Can you imagine a statesman proposing such a law today?

    While I’m not of course espousing such treatment, I do believe that we should equally and adamantly oppose such aberrant sexual behavior from being condoned or commemorated in our public schools through textbooks or a so-called “Day of Silence.”

    You can check to see if your local schools are on the DOS observance list. Whether they are or not, write their administrators to inform them your family will be boycotting the event if it takes place in your vicinity.

    Chuck Norris actively promotes hate and violence against the LGBT community. If you are gay, Chuck Norris hates you. If you know someone who is gay, Chuck Norris hates them. He is an eliminationist that would happily murder anyone who is, in his view “aberrant,” if he could.

    And that’s a fact.


    Originally posted at William K. Wolfrum Chronicles


    Someone needs to point out to Chuck that sodomy includes oral sex, be it cunnilingus or fellatio. The vast majority of straight men would find themselves castrated, methinks.

    Someone other than me, of course.

    Actually, the Bible is pretty vague about what the Sodomites were up to. All it says is that the men of Sodom wanted to "know" Lot's guests. While it's clear that they weren't inviting them out for a beer, it doesn't get into the details. In the old days, sodomy was simply anal sex between men and perhaps included bestiality, but sex-phobic Catholics expanded the concept in the Middle Ages to include oral sex, lesbian lovin', mutual masturbation, etc. "Sodomy laws" in the U.S. have often included oral sex as well, but a Protestant could make a good case that oral sex is cool with Jesus (as long as it's between husband and wife, of course).

    Wait, which part of Jesus is between the husband and wife? I'm confused…

    His wafer

    You know, when Genghis got listin' the proscribed activities there, I started getting this funny feeling. You know... down there. Not sure which one triggered it. Ummmm, Genghis? Could you please repeat that list?

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