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    MNFW: Judgement Edition

    By Larry Jankens on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 8:23pm | Humor & Satire

    It's been a while since I posted on Dagblog.  I'm not going to apologize for my absence or explain why, I just wanted to point it out.  Anyway, welcome to another exciting edition of My New Favorite Websites (MNFW): the judgement edition. Join me in relishing these two websites that help you look down upon other people - it's fun!

    The People of Walmart

    I don't know about your local Walmart, but mine is always busy.  Every time I go to Walmart it's like Jesus there is signing autographs.  It is packed full of people who want to live the good life by buying imported Chinese goods.  So is it really any surprise that a website documenting the outlandish outfits has come up? Most people who go to Walmart are average people, but with the sheer volume of folks who go there, there's bound to a woman who forgot to cover up her back boobs.

     

    Look at This Fucking Hipster

    I'm not gonna lie, I dressed like a wierdo when I was a yout.  I was into punk rock and hip hop so I wore a mohawk and baggy pants.  Thank goodness there wasn't a website dedicated to posting pictures of punk-hiphoppers.  My point is this: chances are, you dressed like a jackass at sometime in your life - unless you are a grown-ass-person who should know better (like the people of Walmart) I'll give you a pass.  Even if you look like this guy:

     

    The People of Walmart and Look at This Fucking Hipster feed their visitors hefty spoonfuls of judgment.  Each site features pictures of people who were never taught how to dress themselves or are too dumb to know better.  If you are in the mood to judge people for their amazingly bad taste in clothes these sites are for you.

     

    I love these websites because I love to judge.  It’s a basic human instinct, like eating or smelling your own farts.  It feels so good to look at other people and assume your superiority to them based on their outward appearance.  Feeling bad about yourself?  Look at these pictures of people who dress like a blind person who has mean friends helping them pick out their clothes, you’ll feel much better.

     

     

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    Comments

    I'm an atheist, and yet you've still managed to convince me that you're going to Hell, if for no other reason than for making me look at back boobs.


    by Nebton on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 10:35am

    I'd consider hair-encrusted nipples a pretty strong second reason.


    by Orlando on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 3:07pm

    I'm just happy that Wolfrum blogged and pushed this pic below the fold.

    FYI, the author of one of the early bad-taste-voyeurism sites, hotghettomess.com, has written a book based on her blog success. Apparently, tastesploitation pays.


    by Michael Wolraich on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 3:45pm

    I love your coinage of the word "yout," Larry. I take it to mean "youthful lout." Admirably self-deprecating.


    by acanuck on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 6:13pm

    The guys behind People of Walmart just launched another website. www.YouDriveWhat.com. Hilarious.


    by Brandon Evans (not verified) on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 4:13am

    this has the second highest hits of the day?


    by Elusive Trope on Sat, 11/12/2011 - 11:55pm

    Okay LarryJ. hahahahahahahahahahahahah

    I realize that when mammary glands appear on your back....something is amiss. hahahaha

    Patton Oswalt does this riff where he is in a grocery store and he is in a hurry.

    So he runs to the butcher's 'block' as it were to procure some meats for a family breakfast and this huge huge man is first in line.

    This huge man blocks his view of the array of meats and says something like:

    I WILL TAKE ALL YOUR HAM

    Patton is so disheveled over this sight, remember he cannot see what ham is available due to the obstruction of view by this monster, that he runs to some other part of the store to relieve himself. Patton just laughs and laughs and laughs.

    As far as the hairy guy...I just am too repulsed to reply.

    hahahahahahahahahahah

    I have no idea what this comment means but then again, I have no idea what this blog is all about. hahahahahahah

    GOOD FOR YOU!


    by Richard Day on Sat, 12/10/2011 - 8:35pm

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