This doesn't sound like it went to Russia or anything like that, sounds more like that was just stupid immature youngin bullshitting. That said, does sound like they are going to prosecute as tough as they can manage for the deterrent message: just like smart people know not to joke about bombs in the TSA line. Furthermore sounds like it was a staff laptop in a conference with only "presentations" on it (probably used for Power Point slideshows?) so calling it "THE LAPTOP" is misleading braggadaccio:

Judge chides suspected Pelosi laptop thief: ‘The Constitution prevails here today’

By Amy Worden andnMarisa Iati @ WashingtonPost.com, Jan. 21, 2021 at 4:57 p.m. EST

HARRISBURG, Pa. — A Pennsylvania woman accused of helping to steal a laptop from House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s office during the attack on the U.S. Capitol in Washington was ordered released from detention Thursday and placed in her mother’s custody.

Riley June Williams, 22, must stay in the home she shares with her mother and abide by other conditions of release, including avoiding contact with any witnesses or victims of the Jan. 6 Capitol storming. Federal Magistrate Judge Martin Carlson said he was releasing Williams in part because she had no prior criminal record, but he warned her that her mother, Wendy Williams, could be criminally charged if she fails to report to the court any violations of the conditions of release.

“Your mother is making an enormous leap of faith on your behalf, and you are the one person in this courtroom who can make sure your mother doesn’t have to choose between her love for you and her duty to this court,” Carlson told the defendant.

Although a federal prosecutor argued earlier this week that Williams should be detained, he and Williams’s public defender said Thursday that they had reached an agreement on release.

Williams faces two felony charges punishable by decades in prison, as well as two misdemeanors, according to charging documents. An updated affidavit filed Tuesday accuses her of filming and then sharing a video of someone else picking up an HP computer from a desk in Pelosi’s office. A user named “Riley” later posted on the social media platform Discord that they “stole s--- from Nancy Polesi,” the affidavit says.

Williams was first charged with trespassing as well as violent entry to and disorderly conduct on Capitol grounds. Prosecutors then added the felony charges: aiding or abetting the theft of government property and obstructing, influencing or impeding an official proceeding.

As bailiffs escorted her into court Thursday, Williams whispered, “Hi, Mom,” to her mother, who was seated at the defense table. Williams sat erect throughout the hearing and answered Carlson’s questions succinctly and without emotion.

Her public defender, Lori Ulrich, acknowledged Williams entered the Capitol during the attack and said it was “regrettable that Ms. Williams took the president’s bait.” In a speech to thousands of supporters before the storming, President Donald Trump encouraged them to “fight” and “show strength.”

But Ulrich argued without further explanation that the charges against Williams were “overstated.”

She also sought to characterize allegations that Williams changed her phone number after the riot as an attempt to protect herself from an abusive ex-boyfriend, rather than an effort to escape authorities. While the FBI wrote in the affidavit that Williams appeared to have fled, Ulrich said a police officer investigating the former boyfriend’s alleged abuse directed her to change the number.

That ex-boyfriend was a key witness in the FBI’s investigation. He told authorities that Williams’s friends played a video of her stealing a hard drive or computer from Pelosi’s office. Williams planned to send the device “to a friend in Russia, who then planned to sell the device to SVR, Russia’s foreign intelligence service,” the former boyfriend said, according to the affidavit.

The FBI said that “the transfer of the computer device to Russia fell through for unknown reasons” and that Williams either destroyed the laptop or still has it.

The stolen laptop, “only used for presentations,” was taken from a conference room, Drew Hammill, Pelosi’s deputy chief of staff, has said.

In video clips allegedly live-streamed from the Capitol by Williams, a female voice that the FBI said is hers instructs someone else in Pelosi’s office to put on gloves. A black-gloved hand then takes a computer off a table as a caption on the video says, “they got the laptop.” [....]