MURDER, POLITICS, AND THE END OF THE JAZZ AGE
by Michael Wolraich
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MURDER, POLITICS, AND THE END OF THE JAZZ AGE by Michael Wolraich Order today at Barnes & Noble / Amazon / Books-A-Million / Bookshop |
When Norm Rixon woke up this morning, he expected it to be like any other morning with some coffee, news and time with Shifty, his dog. Instead, he awoke tied to train tracks in a dusty location outside Joshua Tree, Calif.
"I did not expect that," said Rixon, 32.
Despite his predicament, Rixon said he felt confident things would work out for him.
"Oh, this will be fine," he said. "There's no way the train will just hit me."
As Rixon spoke, a small crowd of people gathered nearby. Tanya Hansen, a 29-year-old teacher from San Bernardino said she felt bad for Hansen, but that she wouldn't feel right helping him.
"I mean, someone went to the trouble of tying him there, right?" she said. "Who am I to change that?"
Rixon said it wasn't Hansen's responsibility to help him.
"It's not her problem," said Rixon. "It's going to be fine. Someone will do something. You know, someone in charge."
As it the train became visible over the horizon, Rixon began to reflect on the choices he made that may have led him to being tied to a train track.
"Signing up for that 'Tie You to a Train Track and Leave You to Die" contest was probably a mistake," said Rixon, the train within a quarter-mile and not slowing down. "But I didn't think they were serious. Jeez."
Even in the end, Rixon refused to give up hope.
"I really think the train will, you know, stop being a train," said Rixon, the train within 100 yards, horns blaring wildly. "Seriously, everyone needs to just stop overreacting. It'll be fine."
--WKW
Comments
I'm not too concerned about it. The President announced that there's a sobering process that happens when trains run over people.
by Michael Wolraich on Fri, 12/16/2016 - 5:09pm
Besides, trains can change.
by PeraclesPlease on Fri, 12/16/2016 - 6:25pm
Fantastic guy. Bet he voted for me. He'll miss Jan 20th, gonna party like there's no tomorrow @realRedDon
by NCD on Fri, 12/16/2016 - 6:42pm
You know Wolfy, THE TRAIN is one of my all time favorite porno films. I....
WHAT?
by Richard Day on Fri, 12/16/2016 - 8:18pm
Exactly right Wolfie, we have to fight this one ourselves. No one is going to save us. We'd better gear up and fight like those tparty loons, all is not lost yet!
by tmccarthy0 on Fri, 12/16/2016 - 9:12pm
So glad to see you again, Wolfe!
by CVille Dem on Fri, 12/16/2016 - 9:42pm
Thanks!
by William K. Wolfrum on Sat, 12/17/2016 - 5:32am
No shit! I was finally moved to follow him on the twitter, but since I never check my feed it was to no avail.
Mordant humor will be our refuge in this storm of banal evil that approches.
Hi, Wolfie how they hangin?
(Funny how catastrophe brings people back to their reassuring associations (Double A, I'm talkin' to you, and good thing that you walked back into this bar of all the bars in the world...)
by jollyroger on Sat, 12/17/2016 - 11:32pm
Yes, I immediately came to my safe space ;)
by William K. Wolfrum on Mon, 12/19/2016 - 12:18pm
Ignored the loco-motive.
by stratofrog on Fri, 12/16/2016 - 11:07pm
They - "They" - keep saying everything will be fine. This is obviously some strange use of the word "fine" that I was previously unaware of.
by Obey on Sat, 12/17/2016 - 11:21am
Dr. Fine.
by PeraclesPlease on Sat, 12/17/2016 - 2:43pm