Cookies for Communism

    By erica20 on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 6:08pm |
     

    If you support my 6-year-old daughter's radical lifestyle, please let me know and I'll hook you up with some Girl Scout Cookies! We've got all the good flavors:

    --Secular Hu-Mints
    --Tree-Hugger Shortbread
    --Shout "Out of the Closet!" Shortbread
    --Peanut Butter Prides
    --Peanut Butter Parenthood Planners
    --Radical Samoas (also known as Islamist De-Lites)
    --And of course, the new flavor, "Savannah Smiles because She's Really a Boy."

    She's hoping to sell at least a hundred boxes.

    (If you're mystified, check out recent criticism of the Girl Scouts' "Radical Homosexual Agenda." You won't know whether to laugh or cry.)

    --Crossposted at FullOstrich.com

     

    Comments

    I am in, but I insist you force some contraception supplied by that communist group Planned Parenthood on some unsuspecting conservative.

    I'll take four boxes of  Secular Hu-Mints.

    And one box of you call them Radical Samoa's I call them Pagan Samoa's. :D

    (totally serious Erica, if she is selling them I will buy some, shoot me an email. TMac)


    by tmccarthy0 on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 6:21pm

    Thanks Tmac!

    The shipping would probably be prohibitive, but you should be able to key in "Girl Scout Cookies" and find a troop near you that's selling. Make sure you tell 'em that you support the Radical Agenda of the Pagan Samoans!


    by erica20 on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 3:11am

    Fort Wayne must be so proud of their Rep. Morris!  He is a sad, sick and wrong pathetic excuse for a human.

    Full disclosure, I was a brownie and then a brownie leader to my daughter's group.  And we were the only group that had t shirts that declared, 'Brownie Power Empowers'!  We even had special badges made for learning about civil rights - 'We, The Brownies, Support Equality!'

    I'll take a dozen of the tree hugger shortbread, oh hell, give me a dozen boxes of each!

       


    by Aunt Sam on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 6:27pm

    Oh, so YOU'RE the one who messed up the Brownies, eh?  ;^)

    I have been thinking of distributing stickers that say "Support the Girl Scouts' Radical Agenda: Buy Cookies!"

    These Republicans are stuck on the "divide" side of "Divide and Conquer."


    by erica20 on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 6:54pm

    I'll take a box of Tree-Hugger Foils.


    by Donal on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 6:28pm

    Very apropos!


    by erica20 on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 8:07pm

    Okay, you got my attention.

    I hereby render unto Erica the Dayly Blog Title of the Day Award for this here Dagblog Site; given to all of you from all of me.

    hahahahahahaahh

    Oh how I loved my little girl!


    by Richard Day on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 6:49pm

    Aw shucks DD, that's a heckuvan honor!

     


    by erica20 on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 8:07pm

    I wish it wasn't so expensive to ship them to Asia. I miss feminazi cookies. I especially miss when I was in Girl Scouts and we learned the value of hard work during the annual cookie drive. But that sounds kind of like Capitalism so I must have been too stupid to understand the underlying radical socialist indoctrination that was occurring.   


    by Orlando on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 8:35am

    Oy...and so it starts:

    http://www.addictinginfo.org/2012/02/22/girls-scouts-no-longer-welcome-at-virginia-church-because-of-connection-to-planned-parenthood/

    sad


    by LisB on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 7:42pm

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