I have previously declared myself deceived by Donald Chump Trump's over the top materialism and coarse address, which,on reflection, gave rise to a misconstruction re:his ethnicity that a close examination of his goyische punim (and goyische kopf) should have corrected.

Any lingering doubts (hard to muster given his aggressive flaunting of his Protestant bona fides, including a truly retrograde anti Catholic streak that would have warmed John Knox's heart...) have been laid to permanent rest by his recent garbling of Yiddish, long the lingua franca of his native city.

I refer, of course, to the completely incoherent usage wherein he described Hillary Clinton's defeat in the 2008 Democratic Primary thusly:

"She got schlonged"

As is his wont, when sober reflection on the morning after a malaprop moves him to dance his pale white ass back off the dangling limb, Chump has attempted to gloss over the image conjured, which is, frankly, that of a person being beaten about the head and shoulders by a large flacid penis.

His strategic misunderstanding of the word (which is used in Yiddish to denote not merely the male member, but an impressively large variant of the same) has brought him into the weeds of ethnic repartee, flitting from "she was badly beaten" to she was "screwed (by the press...)" or otherwise shown to be ineffectual.

Of course, what he meant to say was that she had been "schtupped".

What an ignorant shagitz: