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    Real Orange Husckster of Trump Tower

    The Real Orange Huckster of Trump Tower basked in the glory of his bigotry and how far it had taken him. The Real Orange Huckster of Trump Tower became the nominee for the Republican Party, which I gather is the party of racists, white supremacists, and other orc-like creatures of disrepute. When I met the Real Orange Huckster he was hopping mad, so mad he wanted to prove just how great he was by winning. 

    The Real Orange Huckster isn't a stupid man; he is intellectually lazy, and he has a vicious mean streak, but he isn't stupid. He does have a strange obsession with revenge. It's his driving force, and it is why he is running to be Real Orange Huckster in charge of everything he can see because he wants to get back at all those people who use him as the butt of all of their jokes. He was going to show them once and for all that he could take the entire process of running for POTUS and turn it into a reality show. He is going to "shoot the moon".  He is going to win. And he knows how to win because he knows who loves reality TV. Deep in his heart, he knows they will propel him into the highest office in the land.   He has plans too, big plans and first and foremost is remodeling the Whitehouse.

    He keeps muttering under his breath that he is going to make that place "klassy".

    The Oval Office drawing is "spectacular", as he says adamantly.


    First up the Real Orange Huckster's Wall that Mexico is going to pay for, I've seen the drawing of this wall, and let me tell you; it's spectacular. 

    (Thanks to funorama for the picture above.)

    We can even charge people right at the door to come in, if they are good looking, then yes they get in, but if they are ugly, then no way, no entry. No Uglies Allowed in Trumpmerica.  The RealOrange Huckster of Trump Tower is going to be the greatest leader of all time. America is going to be great again.

    Revenge is The Real Orange Hucksters raison d'etre. If he is not aggrieved, he has no reason for being, but he always aggrieved.  His ultimate revenge is running for the highest office in the land, because no way is going to have that black guy making fun of him, he is a star. He intends to defend himself once and for all from that humiliating evening in 2011.




    Come November, our President, Real Orange Huckster of Trump Tower.



    Husckster, eh? Like a shell game? Even the lead Huxtable turned out to be a Husckable or a Huscker Doo (80's band ref). That shiny oasis out in the desert, largely a mirage, but damned expensive. Gotta pay to have a place at the table, or even clean up afterwards. Who needs classism when you've got a functioning economy to exploit? Money is class... here are some of my classmates:


    Excellent clip.

    There's a meme that he will simply implode on his own, no need to counter his every stupid remark. Maybe our national "press" will actually vet the guy. Yesterday he said something about soldiers bringing Iraq money back home----it was a very weird statement from any point of view. His unfavorables are now back up to 70% and seems to be losing some white voters, men, etc.

    I keep waiting for that to happen, but every time he says something more repugnant than his last, and his supporters just eat it up. There seems to be no limit for Trump.  I hope when November rolls around the limits of his racism will become apparent even to him.

    Trump Pivot Alert---he'll talk to NRA---he's "open" to no-fly list ban on gun sales. See, he'll get shit done better than Clinton.

    Trump is imploding. He cannot control his mouth. The GOP is going to have to take a stand on whether this is really their candidate.

    Paul Ryan is a failure. Ryan took the job because he wanted his children to be proud that he took a difficult job when the Republicans were in turmoil. As it stands now, his children will be told that their father was a coward when a bigot took control of the party.

    I really want him to hold it together until their convention.  All hell will break loose then, and what will the Repubs do?  They may push Donald towards Newt in the hope of reassuring the masses that the genius will keep him in check.  Sure...right after he gets the new, improved, "House UnAmerican Activities Committee under way.  

    We'll ALL feel better then!

    But I agree with you that he is imploding -- the closer he gets to power the worse he gets.  He hasn't learned to prepare; he just makes stuff up all the time.  One day after his ego-trip regarding the Orlando massacre, when questioned about the fact that  claiming that he was the only person who said that "something bad was going to happen" he claimed he has gotten thousands of calls, thousands of tweets, thousands of letters all thanking him-->. BullShit!  You know, it is possible that he will go down like McCarthy did.  Someone (like WaPo) finally challenges him and others pile on until he can't recover.

    Careful what you wish for. The Republicans might find a way to get rid of him yet and come up with a competitive candidate if he continues to spew. If any of several rumors are true Clinton may yet get bounced with a subpoena. Not likely but possible. 

    Are you interested in purchasing a unicorn?

    Me too, I just want their convention over before he entirely melts down.

    Yeah, that's my worry too - that they'll somehow find a way to salvage their ticket.

    Exactly. I want them to be stuck with him. 

    They're hoping to do that with the VP pick - while also afraid they'll have no control over the choice.

    All by himself! He's the man!

    You're being a bit hard on Trump. I like hats, even red hats. I have a red hat. People aren't wearing enough hats. It's quite possible that's The Meaning of Life.

    CHAIRMAN: ...Which brings us once again to the urgent realization of just how much there is still left to own. Item six on the agenda: the meaning of life. Now, uh, Harry, you've had some thoughts on this.

    HARRY: That's right. Yeah, I've had a team working on this over the past few weeks, and, uh, what we've come up with can be reduced to two fundamental concepts. One: people are not wearing enough hats. Two: matter is energy. In the universe, there are many energy fields which we cannot normally perceive. Some energies have a spiritual source which act upon a person's soul. However, this soul does not exist ab initio, as orthodox Christianity teaches. It has to be brought into existence by a process of guided self-observation. However, this is rarely achieved, owing to man's unique ability to be distracted from spiritual matters by everyday trivia.

    BERT: What was that about hats, again?

    HARRY: Oh, uh, people aren't wearing enough.

    CHAIRMAN: Is this true?

    EDMUND: Certainly. Hat sales have increased, but not pari passu, as our research initially--

    BERT: But when you say 'enough', enough for what purpose?

    GUNTHER: Can I just ask, with reference to your second point, when you say souls don't develop because people become distracted,...
    ...has anyone noticed that building there before?

    RANDOM: Ohh.

    RANDOM: My God!

    CHAIRMAN: Good Lord!
    [exciting music]

    EVERYONE: [mumbling]


    LOL.. Nice.

    But Red Hats still suck.

    I just caught this today.

    Yeah, losers.

    I wrote some blog in the last few weeks concerning my concern with T-Rump losing. ahahahahah

    The money spewed out by this phoney to attack all election results in November would be astounding.

    This guy is a joke.

    My son does not even feel that this is a race anymore, but I cautioned him.

    DONT GIVE UP THE SHIT. hahahahah

    We all have to go to the polls.

    And we must admonish those who buy the kind of crap this asshat is selliing.

    Good blog, sorry I missed it.

    By the time we reach California results in November, hopefully this would-be nightmare will have disappeared:



    I hope our national nightmare will be over in November too Dick, I really do.

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