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    TEN PERCENTERS

    By Richard Day on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 1:47am |

     
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          GLENN BECK AFTER REHAB

     

    Glenn Beck said he thinks ten percent of all Muslims are terrorists.

    As ThinkProgress pointed out, Beck's estimate would mean that roughly 157 million Muslims in the world are terrorists.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/12/06/glenn-beck-ten-percent-muslims-terrorists_n_792726.html

    You know beckerhead has a point here.

    Did you know that ten percent of all Americans think George Bush is President of the United States although they are confused as to which George Bush you might be talking about? And forget about Vice President Biden, a huge number of Americans do not even know who he is… http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message1206674/pg1

    Did you know that ten percent of all Americans would like to hunt down our current POTUS and kill him dead with a baseball bat?  http://www.politico.com/blogs/joshgerstein/0810/Poll_46_of_GOP_thinks_Obamas_Muslim.html

    Did you know that half of all Americans believe that the earth is less than ten thousand years old?

    http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2680/nearly-half-the-u-s-population-believes-the-earth-is-less-than-10-000-years-old

    Did you know that at least ten percent of all Americans think the world is flat, not counting Friedman the Magnificent!!! http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2010/05/poll-ten-percent-americans-environmentalists-intentionally-caused-oil-spill/

     Did you know that twenty percent of all Americans think Christ is coming any MINUTE and He will make his last judgment and your trial will be about two seconds and you will have no attorney and all the Jews will boil in hell?   http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-majority-of-americans-unprepared-for-apocal,2043/

     Did you know that thirty percent of all communists pray in secret?  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion_in_China

    Did you know that over ten percent of all Americans believe that Glenn Beck knows something? http://crooksandliars.com/david-neiwert/glenn-beck-do-you-really-believe-i-c

    Did you know that Chuck Norris not only believes that he is an actor but that armed insurrection in the U.S. is doable? http://www.opednews.com/articles/Chuck-Norris-Is-Advocating-by-William-Cormier-090311-315.html

    Did you know that most Americans think women should be subservient to men?  http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=2231653698&topic=105832

    At least 25% of all Americans do not know that July 4th is celebrated because we demanded independence from Great Britain, unlike Canada which still puts the Queen’s face on its currency and allows open homosexuality in its streets.  http://www.gallup.com/poll/3742/new-poll-gauges-americans-general-knowledge-levels.aspx

    And, believe it or not, 30% of all Americans believe that oxycontin is a better high than Vicodin.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._House

    Finally, 30% of all Americans think that Twinkies are better than Snow Balls. FUCKING IDIOTS.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc5XW_k0T1U

    And people just get uglier, and I have no sense of time.

     

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1Ic2-N8Vo0&feature=related

     

     

     

    Comments

    DD, I'm beginning to think you don't much care for Glenn Beck.


    by kyle flynn on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 2:41am

    hahaahahahahaha

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dohZ1awMIS4&feature=related

     

     


    by Richard Day on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 2:46am

    Could you please say this again, only this time draw it out on a chalkboard, too, and maybe get a tear in your eye and just a little slobber running out the corner of your mouth? We're filming for FAUX.


    by SleepinJeezus on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 9:32am

    hahaahah

    I did discover that some African American group (including Sharpton) are meeting with the FCC about what Rush is doing on the radio.

    You would think that some group of professors or even elementary school teachers would wish to protest the misinformation coming out of Fox!!!


    by Richard Day on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 10:38am

    Part of the problem with protesting it is that it tends to make it even more popular amongst the 10 percenters. Of course, doing nothing and hoping it goes away doesn't seem to work, either.


    by Atheist (not verified) on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 10:40am

    It aint going away, that is for sure. And I would bet that a lot of people are running around believing that 157 million people are potential suicide bombers!!


    by Richard Day on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 10:53am

    "The idiotic shall always be with you." - Marcus 14:7


    by Atheist (not verified) on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 10:59am

    LOLOL! You had me up until the second to last line.  The Snowballs punchline caught me totally by surprise. F*CKING *DIOTS! LOL

    Thanks for the laugh! 

    P.S. Snowballs always made me think of Good and Plenty, so I had to supress my expectation of them having a licorice taste.  Then again, I always expected beets to taste like cherries, so obviously, my childhood anticipation instincts needed some tweaking. 

    P.P.S. Did you know that approx. 0.88 % of Americans are named Smith?  So nearly one in ten of those morons is a Smith.  LOL 

     

     


    by MrSmith1 on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 9:41am

    I HATE BEETS!!!

     


    by Richard Day on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 10:42am

    So did I, until I tried Moroccan beets. Completely different! And they do carrots the same way too! Goota try them before you give up.


    by Beetlejuice on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 11:11am

    Did you know human beings only use 10% of their brain?

    Did you know Canada's population is only 10% that of the US?

     


    by quinn esq on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 11:42am

    http://www.facebook.com/pages/Canada-does-not-exist/127804523927853


    by Atheist (not verified) on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 11:44am

    It has been proven by science that if you go far enough north, you will end up south


    by Richard Day on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 1:02pm

    Well. I was kinda surprised to hear that, but after reading that web-site it sounded like buddy had done some serious research into it, and I was guessing I was gonna have to move, nuthin' being here and all. 

    Til I read the most approved comment on the site:

    Did you see the flash news about work-at-home-mom ? She makes $89/hour working part time. Monthly 8795 $ income from home... I just signed up and already earned 72 $ this hour. It is really amazing... If you are looking for a work-at-home job, i suggest you to take a look at this press now... xanwhysrunc

    And see, the site's credibility just kinda bled out after reading that. NO WAY a stay-at-home Mom could be making $89/hour at some second job, what with having her hands full with the bairns' runny noses and the baking bannock and the slopping the she-bears and the fighting off the timber-wolves and the barn-raising and the igloo prep.

    So I ain't moving. In the absence of further evidence and more trusted sources, Canada exists.

    P.S. Send more women. We're runnin' short.


    by quinn esq on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 1:21pm

    OK, then, riddle me this: if Canada exists, why do I not remember ever seeing it?*

    *My parents said they took me there when I was younger, but I don't remember any of it. They also told me Santa Claus existed.**

    **Actually, I'm not sure if they ever told me that.


    by Atheist (not verified) on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 1:38pm

    I've seen the bacon. 'Course it looks like ham.


    by Donal on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 1:55pm

    I think I'm down to 5%...kind of dumbing down lately.


    by Richard Day on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 1:01pm

    Quit bragging about being superhuman. Wink


    by Atheist (not verified) on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 1:03pm

     Did you know that twenty percent of all Americans think Christ is coming any MINUTE...


    What morons those people are.  Haven't they seen the new billboards that tell us Jesus is conducting the rapture on May 21, 2011?  Even Atlanta has been noticed.

    You Better Watch Out

     

     

     

     

    For reasons not clearly understood (mainly that I did not read the whole thing), the end of the world shall not take place until October 21, 2011. Interested persons might want to keep an eye on their local media's Upcoming Events sections for more information.

    So everything's OK, then.



    by seashell on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 6:27pm

    HAHAHHAHA

    How's my favorite Seashell doin? hahaha

    That's okay, I expect a heart attack will end it for me watching Boner or McConnell or Palin or.....


    by Richard Day on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 6:34pm

    Thank G*d that Judgment Day is being held in the Springtime.  Wearing mittens to the Rapture is so gauche.

     

     

     


    by MrSmith1 on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 11:28pm