William K. Wolfrum

Federal Judge Rules Capitalism Unconstitutional

By William K. Wolfrum on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 7:42am | Politics, Business, Humor & Satire

AMERICA – A Federal Court in Florida has struck down Capitalism, ruling that the requirement for individuals to live under any type of economic system is unconstitutional.

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I support the Egyptian people – provided it doesn’t affect me

By William K. Wolfrum on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 6:24am | Humor & Satire, World Affairs

Having watched events unfold in Egypt this past week, I must say I am impressed by the bravery and strength of will shown by the Egyptian people. They are standing tall against a dictatorial regime, and that is to be applauded.

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Sarah Palin: This just isn't funny anymore

By William K. Wolfrum on Thu, 01/27/2011 - 6:20am | Politics, Media

A while back, I wrote a post entitled “Sarah Palin will always be funny. Always!” In it, I had this to say:

“I am shocked and offended that there are those out there that will say they are ’sick of Sarah Palin jokes.’”

Yesterday, here’s how Palin countered Obama’s use of the “Sputnik Moment” analogy in his State of the Union Address:

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Vital Egypt information for Americans

By William K. Wolfrum on Wed, 01/26/2011 - 4:01pm | World Affairs

Egypt on map

There. Now you can find it on a map.

You can find out more about the protests in Egypt and the U.S. response here, or follow the breaking news on Twitter with the #Jan25 hashtag. Or just be happy that you now know where it is.

–WKW

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State of the Union: The Undecided Voters' Rebuttal

By William K. Wolfrum on Wed, 01/26/2011 - 7:41am | Politics, Humor & Satire

Hey everyone!

First, let me thank the Undecided Voters who have asked me to give this rebuttal - which is like a speech thing I'm told and is important. Anyway, President Barack Obama's was talking last night was on a bunch of channels I'm told. I saw a little of it and thought his tie was kind of weird, but maybe it stood for something important like Barney.

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If CNN can call for Mass Bloodshed, then so can I!

By William K. Wolfrum on Mon, 01/24/2011 - 6:35pm | Politics, Humor & Satire, Media

Before I start this blog post, let me make one thing absolutely clear - I do not, under any circumstance, advocate armed insurrection against the United States. That, my friends, is totally not my scene.

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This Blog Post makes absolutely no difference so who the hell cares anyway?

By William K. Wolfrum on Mon, 01/24/2011 - 6:38am | Politics, Media

In a short matter of time, Conservative thinkers have leaped completely over Libertarianism and moved on to full-fledged Nihilism. The New York Times' Ross Douthat leads the charge

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Keith Olbermann finished at MSNBC

By William K. Wolfrum on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 9:07pm | Media

Liberals and the Twitters are all abuzz after it was announced that Keith Olbermann taped his last "Countdown" show on MSNBC tonight and will be leaving the network. While immediate speculation was made about Comcast's purchase of NBC being why, thus far, no reason has been given.

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Noted William K. Wolfrum blog source Tim Johnson missing

By William K. Wolfrum on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 6:57pm | Humor & Satire, Personal

Tim Johnson and the bear

TUPELO, MISS — Tim Johnson – a vital source to journalist and blogger William K. Wolfrum – has been declared missing after disappearing a week ago following a camping excursion. Johnson, 43, was last seen doing arm curls with a baby bear last Friday. His whereabouts are currently unknown.

Johnson has been a featured source in numerous blog posts by Wolfrum, including:

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