Joseph Heller Catch-22

Truth, sometimes, is stranger than fiction. This quote, in some form or another, has been used to describe Donald Trump by a number of people. His performance in Helsinki and the subsequent press conference to clean up that mess is par for this presidency.

Donald Trump had a complete meltdown less than 10 feet from Vladimir Putin. He proved once and for all that he is a Beta male using bravado to hide his insecurities. Watch the video again; his discomfort was visible. I wasn't surprised by his lying and scapegoating: he does that almost every time he's in front of cameras, but the timidity was stunning. He looked like a child with a disappointing report card.

The right-wing response to the Helsinki debacle was predictable. Some of his early GOP detractors pounced in an effort to show some sort of strength. His supporters did what they always do: defend him and his ineptitude at any cost, and when that didn't work they fell back on Hillary Clinton's emails and Barack Obama's existence. Sarah Sanders stood in front of reporters and "Trumpslained" her boss's 45 minute comedy of errors. This whole experiment is absurd.

Donald Trump's cult following gets​ stronger after every one of his catastrophic public appearances. He is the manifestation of Joseph Heller's quote from "Catch-22". His utter lack of character is only surpassed by his most loyal supporter's ability to ignore and defend his almost daily indiscretions. Donald Trump has waged a war on virtues, truth, humility, and patriotism.

1. Donald Trump's vices are his virtues. Donald Trump’s money, lifestyle, and pseudo-machismo are attractive to many of his followers. A lot of Evangelicals subscribe to an overly ascetic interpretation of the Bible that causes them to, publicly, deny having urges of the flesh- much less acting on them. The fact that he is an unapologetic serial liar, adulterer, misogynist, and bigot is seen as a sign of strength. He says out loud what some only say in the comfort of their home. Trump's army of self-professed Christian conservatives always defend him- even when his behavior is antithetical to the teachings of Jesus. He turned ignorance, arrogance, and apathy into redeemable qualities.  

2. Donald Trump's slander is his truth. His mantra of "fake news" is a linguistic and rhetorical tool used to handicap factual discussions. The idea that broad swaths of the American media and intelligentsia should be ignored is a genius strategy for someone who can only be hurt by the truth. This sort of Tammy Wynette "gaslighting" has been very effective. Donald Trump's war on the truth and empirical data is the embodiment of the Chico Marx line from the movie Duck Soup, "Who ya gonna believe, me or your lying eyes?" When confronted with incontrovertible facts his base is unswayed. He has convinced millions of people to suspend their commonsense. His lies and personal attacks are equated with facts in the world.

3. Donald Trump's arrogance is his humility. Arrogance is defined as: an attitude of superiority manifested in an overbearing manner or in presumptuous claims or assumptions. Donald Trump loves the use of superlatives. He constantly reminds us of his personal greatness. He is the smartest, best, richest, and my personal favorite: least racist person any of us knows. In Meher Baba’s 1967 book Discourses, he described pride as “the specific feeling through which egoism manifests.” Donald Trump is so much better than us that we should be happy he humbles himself to talk to us- even if it is about himself.

4. Donald Trump’s Patriotism is brutal. There is a dangerous and false pride woven into Donald Trump’s America first ethos. His treatment of Barack Obama, The Kahn Family, and Judge Gonzalo Curiel is tacit proof that being born in America doesn’t mean someone is a “real American”. He has a litmus test for patriotism. In his view, anyone who questions the status quo is un-American. He calls NFL players “sons of bitches” for protesting police brutality while he ignores, equivocates, and even excuses Russia’s attacks on the country he professes to love so much. There are segments of the American populace who feel increasingly vulnerable in the age of Trump. The spike in racial attacks, unwarranted calls to police, and the normalization of bigotry is a form of violence that has been visited upon people who don’t conform to the “Trumpian” view of who is an American. This is a problem many in his camp ignore.

I've written over 30 articles about Donald Trump since the spring of 2015. They all have a similar tenor and tone. I have ceased trying to understand or respect a man who has shown a complete lack of character. Donald Trump's agenda is dangerous to people on the outside of his racial, religious, cultural, and heteronormative conception of who is an American, but it's become obvious that it is just as dangerous to those in his base. Sadly, this won't be the last time he embarrasses America on the world stage.