The Bishop and the Butterfly: Murder, Politics, and the End of the Jazz Age
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    MUSINGS OVER MY RESTORE FUNCTION!

    Hell hath no fury, Lewis!

    (Inspector Morse)

     

    My PC has been on the fritz the last two days.

    Puttin on the fritz...

    I spent another four hours 'cleansing it' and nothing seemed to work although Microsoft tells me that it cleansed my soul of virus's and such.

    I finally recalled a function I have not used for a year.

    The Restore Function (or some such label) lets you go back to an earlier date when your PC was working properly.

    So I end up this afternoon with a computer that works like it did on 9/23!

    Everything seems to be fine.

    My 'streaming' seems to be working all right—I am currently streaming Louis CK on Netflix and there have been no interruptions for an hour or so.

    (By the way, I am currently watching the sketch on Louis where he appears on Leno because Cruz --Tom not the Satan of the Senate) does not show up and.....well the only reason I bring this up is that to me the single funniest character on Louis is his 14 year-old-five-foot agent. This guy cracks me up more than any character I have ever witnessed on TV or the Big Screen! Hahahahhahhahah Except I have to add here that Louis CK just appeared on Letterman this week in a suit and he informed Letterman that he was not happy in a suit but Letterman had somehow lambasted him the last time he appeared on this talk show for not wearing a suit and....well, this is how my mind works. And therapy and drugs and counseling have never helped me a whit! Of course his Black ex-wife is pretty funny; especially since he has two white girls who look like by granddaughter. hahahahah)

    Oh, and nothing I wrote and saved on my WP clone was lost.

    Okay, so what if we could just go back.

    I mean what if we could just 'erase' a huge block of our life.

    I mean what if we could go back to some earlier age but still keep some sort of Word Perfect memory but find ourselves back in 1968? or 1971? or some other previous date?

    I mean what if we could go back to sometime when we could actually answer the question posed in Peanuts decades ago:

    CHARLIE BROWN: If only I knew then what I know now. I mean if only I knew then what I know now.

    LUCY: Why? What do you know now?

    I still know nothing, as Socrates might have put it.

    I mean I could have written wonderful poems in the fifth grade.

    I could have invested in Microsoft or Yahoo or Apple; depending upon timing of course.

    Assuming my diaries worked properly of course,

    And assuming I found the proper regimen of course.

    And assuming that I would not fall into some great depression brought on by the fact that 58,000 American Soldiers died in Vietnam for no reason at all and that Rock Stars would die of drug use whilst tens of thousands of fans died from the same type of overdose and that...well you see where this is heading.

    My kids would have been uplifted with educational funds to put them through Harvard or whatever university Cruz would approve. Except I never would have married my first wife. And that means I would not have two children.

    Now we come to the subject of this meandering blog!

    Say you were Rush; Rush fifty years ago.

    And you discovered following your recovery function that even though you were fat and ugly and everyone of importance would steal your lunch money; even though you knew and absolutely knew that your brothers would become men of knowledge and become real contributing members of society; even though you would see that you were bound for four divorces; well how in the hell would you let go of 2 billion bucks by skipping college and using words like feminanazis and the N word and libtards or whatever....

    Two billion bucks!

    Or what if you are Ted Cruz and you were allowed to go back to the tenth grade and begin a new life with all you know in 2013?

    Well, would you just diss a hundred million bucks or whatever (plus another couple hundred million bucks going to repub tyrants?) whilst you orate as a demagogue and pretend that universal health care does not help the public; whilst you attack food stamps and pretend that people working two jobs should not eat?; whilst you sought the repub nomination for POTUS?

    Does anyone really think that Dick Cheney really believed that Hussein had anything to do with 9/11/01? No—except for maybe Britt Hume!

    Would dick have done anything differently?

    Cheney would have known that there would be a civil war in Iraq and that his company would make something approximating 100 billion bucks.

    But then again, dicky already knew that back in 2001, didn't he?

    Would the leaders of the NRA have done things differently in light of the carnage this nation has witnessed over the last five decades whereby 1.5 million Americans have died from gun discharges?

    The only thing that can stop a bad kid with a gun is a good kid with a gun.

    http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2013/09/25/2673921/10-guns-found-in-schools-this-week/

    Wayne's World 12/21/12

    http://dagblog.com/reader-blogs/waynes-world-15854

    Would Bill O'Reilly have any change of heart if he had access to a recovery function?

    O'REILLY: President Obama and his acolytes do not want Americans to accumulate wealth. They want to take private wealth away from those who have it and give it to those who don't have it. And they have succeeded in doing that with an assist from the Bush administration, which ran up colossal debt after 9/11. Taxes in America have reached critical mass.


     

    http://mediamatters.org/blog/2013/09/26/why-bill-oreilly-shouldnt-report-on-the-economy/196096


    O'Reilly speaks to God? No, more like God spoke to O'Reilly.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/26/bill-oreilly-jesus-60-minutes_n_3996925.html?utm_hp_ref=media

    No, billo would simply understand that pretending to speak with Almighty and feigning some sympathy for the middle class might make him hundreds of millions of dollars.

    Although he might have skipped those fantasy sponge baths!

    But for some reason I cannot get Breaking Bad out of my mind!

    I was thinking about Breaking Bad.

    Everybody seems to be thinking about Breaking Bad; so it is not like I came up with a new perspective in defining the universe.

    Walter White discovers that he is going to die of lung cancer.

    It is funny, it is queer (if we were to listen to some Gilbert and Sullivan presentation for sure) that Walter White is not in the best of moods prior to setting out in his mobile home through the desert.

    Walter teaches chemistry at some high school where middle class folks do not give a shite.

    Mr. White, who has a wife and an extremely disabled kid not only has been diagnosed with cancer of the lung (even though unlike me never smoked?) but he discovers that his wife of fifteen or so years is now pregnant with their second child.

    As the links will show and as the series progresses (and you all well know how the series progresses) Walter understands what will come next.

    Would a recover function do anything for Walter's cancer or his fear of dying?

    No, but it might have helped his cash reserves depending upon his choice of relation back date.

    But how would Walter be better able to express his deep deep anger over his fate?

    Sorry, I was just musing over my recover function.

    And, it looks like my damn machine is working just fine!

    The end

     

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    I need to do a restore on this new window 8 computer.  I have this pop up adware that latched itself to my computer the first week.  I am getting tired of that little guys face on my top bar.  I have a restore disc made.  Just haven't taken the time to figure it out.  I don't like windows 8.  I figured it out in a couple of days but I still don't like it.  I could care less about apps on my computer.  I have a phone for that.  Microsoft over estimated the markets willingness to except such a big change.  You have to down load a word processing program from a outside source because they took word out. I think that is where I picked up my little troll.  Hang on to your computer as long as you can.  It takes a lot of key strokes to get on line and just as many to shut it off.


    Momo I have had this computer since 2011?

    I have Windows 7?

    Now look for Restore and whatever....

    I forget every damn time.

    But I have a WP clone because it came with the PC.

    I do know this:

    For the first year I had this computer I could call the manufacturer.

    So I assume that during the first year you could call Microsoft 8?

    What do I know?

    I just know that I can go back in time and fix my PC!

    It worked for me.


    They are crossing over to a tablet format where you can swipe with your fingers. Some of the lap tops have touch screens now.  They left out the old internet express shell on the first version and people had to down load it from the internet. I have 8.1 where they put it back in.  They realized people were not happy.  I don't know what they had in place of it.  Maybe the same thing I have on my phone to surf with.  Anyways it has a long learning curve to it.   


    Richard,

    I am inclined to blame your problems on your penchant to witness right wing gas bags on the internets.

    What do you think they are putting in those cookies?


    I don't really know. hahahaha

    There are no easy answers to anything; especially if you have had the chance to read the entire file. 

    We (what is exactly 'we'?) can only respond to the info we have access to!

    How the hell do you not end a sentence with a preposition under these circumstances? hahahahha

    But what if? we could go back in time with some WP clone or some such; I mean what if we could really go back in time with some real info?

    I am a grandpa now.

    I just viewed a March taping of Cosby on the Letterman show and he is 13 years older than I, but I feel a part of his generation.

    Bill feels that wisdom is somehow locked up in the older folks but that the youngsters eschew the older folks--probably for good reason. hahahhaha

    Why I laugh as I write these lines is beyond me, really.

    Cookies?

    You know Moat, I have been contemplating making real cookies all day for some GD reason. I mean I have sugar and oats and flour and baking soda and all the requisite ingredients for sure.

    Anyway, it could be that the RIGHT has sabotaged my PC. But then again I had no idea how to spell sabotage or a number of other words in this comment or this blog for that matter.

    That is all I got.

    Except that Cosby kept pretending that he was not sure what the question was. hahahha

    ME TOO!


    Yes, that Cosby response is often the right thing.


    Richard, you should tell Microsoft that their Restore function actually solved a problem. You may be asked for a more complete testimonial.

    No Microsoft program I ever had fixed anything in Windows, and no Microsoft 'Help' instruction ever answered any of my questions. 

    I back up/image my 10 year old computer's hard drive with the free Paragon program, use JV Tools to clean the registry, and never ever install a free program unless it's from my stash of free programs from the good ole pre-adware/junkware days.  When no one aimed to screw up your computer to track you, hijack your browser, or send you ads.


    Mediacom sent over some young anarchist one day following a hundred complaints on my part.

    He installed some programs including Microsoft Essentials?.

    I clean up once a month or so.

    This time nothing worked and the Recover function destroyed whatever virus had attacked me on the 26th.

    The irony is that I now have a Google function I did not have before. haahhahah

    It is not even locked into my headings. 

    I do understand however that most of my streaming problems come per Mediacom; but everything appears to be working now.

    I shall make a note of Paragon and JV however; just in case.

    Oh and I have learned long ago that the powers that be do not give one goddamn about me. haaha


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