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    Fox News reports on the Gulf of America!

    By The Decider on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 3:57pm |

    That's right!  A Missisiippit democrat (we may have to let him in to our party!) has proposed to rename the Gulf of Mexico to be the Gulf of America! I think this is a grand idea and I don't know why I didn't think of it sooner. There is no need to stop there. We can call the Atlantic and Pacific the East American Ocean and the West American Ocean. It will remind Frenchies and Japanese who they are dealing with across that water.

    While I am thinking about it, we need to unname some American things as well. For example, South America has no right to call themselves that unless they become a state or pay us a use fee. I am welcoming suggestions as to what they should rename their country down there.

    Best always!

    W

     

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    I was going to do an entire blog on this over the weekend you bastard. hahahahahahaha

    It was goin to be something like:

    Hey, why call it the New World when it is the World of the United States of America.

    Hey, why not call it the Answer to the European Socialist Bastards Country.

    Hey, why not call it the end of Capitalism as we know it!

    Hey, why not call it the Muslim Terrorist Capitol of the world!

    Hey, why not call it Lake Elite!

    hahahahahahah

    Bastard.

    hahahahah


    by Richard Day on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 4:05pm

    At last the Republicans may have found their winning 2012 wedge issue.  Congrats, Decider.  You've out-thunk even your Decider self (I apologize if my words wound.)  Hard to identify a more worthy topic for the US media and the political commentariat to spend this year zeroing in on.  Because if we can solve that one, it should be clear brush-clearing after that.  Having rescued your country yet again, you'll be able to return to your ranch and take a well-deserved, thought-free break until your country needs you again, as no doubt we will.


    by AmericanDreamer on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 11:48am

    I live in Michissippi so I know all about ignert state reps. You know, like the one that wanted to ban me from bullying others except for if they were gay or went to the wrong church or did some other thing that was against my beliefs and made me feel icky and stuff. Then it was okay to bully.

    So, this Steve Holland guy sounds like a twerpy trouble maker. Gulf of America. What a stupid idea and a bad idea. Bad, bad, bad. And I will tell you why it is so bad.  Changing Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America will f*ck up too many song lyrics.

     

     


    by wabby on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 2:55pm

    Very funny. Let's get back to basics. Song lyrics, yeah. And how about dance. The American Hat Dance.


    by Oxy Mora on Sat, 02/11/2012 - 3:04pm

    I guess I must regretfully admit that you make a good point, young lady. Still, it had a nice ring to it!

    by The Decider on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 12:16am