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Sarah Palin resignation: Something's rotten in the state of Alaska

In her surprise resignation speech, Sarah Palin confidently quoted Gen. Douglas MacArthur to the hastily assembled press corps, "We're not retreating, we're advancing in another direction."

But Gen. MacArthur didn't say that. It was Major General Oliver Prince Smith, commander of the 1st Marine Division, joking darkly about what was unquestionably a retreat under fire during the Korean War. The marines and soldiers suffered 30% casualties as bulldozers pushed the dead into mass graves. As the survivors straggled to safety, reporters encouraged them to "wave and look happy." [Read more]

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Virtual world government weighs bailing out virtual bank to avert virtual economic meltdown

I don't actually know how the folks who manage Eve Online plan to deal with this, except that they've booted the virtual fraudster out of the game.

http://www.cbc.ca/technology/story/2009/07/03/science-online-bank-heist.html

The scary part is that he successfully traded the "interstellar kredits" he stole for real-life money. Only $5,000 or so -- but still! If what you stole doesn't really exist, can you be accused of committing a crime in the real world? Especially when the virtual world permits and even encourages illegal activities? Suppose you libel a fellow player in an interactive game. Does he or she have recourse in a real-world court? [Read more]

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Questions: The Concert Edition (Encore!! Encore!!)

A couple of weeks ago, I went to see Regina Spektor perform at the Beacon Theater in NYC's Upper West Side, courtesy of a gift from the soon-to-be-Mrs. Deadman.

What a disappointment.

I really like Ms. Spektor, could listen to her breakthrough album 'Begin to Hope' over and over again. But her live performance was uninspired and pretty boring, to be frank. Spektor just wasn't connecting to the audience and it really put a damper on the evening. [Read more]

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True North, strong and free: a quiz

Happy Canada Day, everyone. Snap quiz, if you're up to it:
1. Exactly what are we celebrating the anniversary of?
2. Who gets top billing as "Father of Confederation?"
3. Name one other.
4. Where exactly is the Canada-U.S. border (I mean the long straight part)?
5. Why did Canadians decide they wanted a country anyway?
6. What's the national anthem? Fairly easy one.
7. What's the flag? Ditto.
8. What's the national sport? What, another gimme?
9. How many provinces are there? Territories?
10. Aside from free-trade squabbles, what's our biggest looming dispute with the U.S.?

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Franken, Sense (Including Court Decision)

Senator Al Franken has finally won the recount litigation.  Here's the opinion.  I predicted he'd win by June.  This is still June.  Me right.  And Norm Coleman is not seeking a federal injunction against it, as some had hoped or feared.  He is instead accepting the outcome.  Good for him.  Common sense is doing well today.

As far as impact, Senator Franken will be the 37th vote for the public option.  According to Dr. Howard Dean's website, there are 37 Senators declared for it and 40 against.  And Senator Franken will be a further vote for some species of cap and trade, as well as a presence needed by his party in cloture votes.  [Read more]

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Lame or Awesome: MLK Autotuned

 

Is this incredibly lame or amazingly awesome? 

 

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Who Has a Choice on Health Care?

Mitt Romney was on Meet the Press on Sunday, where he argued essentially that the United States doesn’t need a public health insurance option because Americans like to have choice when it comes to health care. After hearing this, I realized a couple of things.

First, Romney needs a Thesaurus for Christmas. Badly. Desperately, too. [Read more]

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Michael Jackson: Overrated

The media continues to lionize Michael Jackson with a deluge of tributes, retrospectives, and eulogies, and a stream of breathless reporting about what his doctor said and what his sisters did and where his kids stayed. Some of my co-bloggers have compared him to John Lennon. Other articles have placed him in a triumvirate with Lennon and Elvis Presley. [Read more]

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What the BET Awards (and everybody else) Forgot to Mention About Michael Jackson

I know his death is old news, but after seeing and hearing all the adulation about the guy, I can’t help but rail against it.  

So Michael Jackson died and amnesiac people everywhere are morning his death. Amorous TV specials, internet tribute sites, and an jump in record sales seems to suggest that his death is a tragic thing. Granted, he was talented and made his share of good music, but I can’t help but think that people are forgetting one important thing about Michael Jackson: HE TOUCHED LITTLE BOYS! WTF?
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This Week's Most Relevant Death From Cancer (Not an Actress) and Thought About Cancer

There has been a lot of cancer around me recently, and I've been doing a lot of thinking about it.  This week, America paused upon the passing of actress Farrah Fawcett after her bout with cancer.  There was another passing from cancer, far more significant in my mind, that I wanted to share with you.  And an excellent piece in the Times that anyone who has ever given to cancer research, or who has a loved one with cancer, should pause upon too. [Read more]

We Need To Move This Community Forward -- Now!

It is easy to say that others are responsible for progress.  To fail to take ownership of the here and now.  Well, as one member of this community, I am here to tell you, it is time for all of us -- for me, and for you -- to take responsibility now to move our community forward, together.  There is nothing that could possibly be more important.

For many years, this community has been divided.  People have formed factions.  They have fought.  They have argued.  On one hand, a faction argues for its vision of things -- the things our community should focus upon.  On the other side, the other faction argues fervently for its competing goals.  When these factions split our community, it has become crystal clear:  nothing gets done.  Nothing.  So what are we to do? [Read more]

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The Heretic's Bible - Genesis 17: Abram trims his plow

When Abram turned 99, God came to him and said, “'I am God Almighty. Walk before Me and be perfect.”

Commentary: Yessir, God definitely had a man-crush on Abram.

Abram complied by falling flat on his face. Then God promised several more times to give Abram many, many offspring until Abram was about ready to tell God to shut up about the offspring already.

But then God demanded a price for his largess: circumcision.

Commentary: A kinky man-crush. [Read more]

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Welcome back, Manny

I thought I'd share one of those channel-surfing moments that make you wish all TVs came with a screen-grab function. I happened to switch to TSN as they were doing an item on the end of Manny Ramirez's 50-game suspension. What immediately caught my eye was the chyron at the bottom of the screen: "suspended due to darkness."

"Holy crap, TSN," I immediately thought. "You can't say that. They caught the guy fair and square." A second or so later, I realized I was seeing the second half of a line that probably referred to the game he'd been expected to play in.

Is there a moral to this little anecdote? Nope. None at all. Have a good night, folks.

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Questions: The Michael Jackson Edition

Michael Jackson dead?? That's what the LA Times and AP are reporting, anyway (CNN hasn't yet confirmed). Unbelievable.

Earlier today, my brother was bemoaning Farrah Fawcett's death, trying to come to grips with the loss of his most common inspiration for those special, intimate teenage moments. (I kind of remember Charlie's Angels and thinking of Farrah as a sexy broad, but she was a bit before my prime mastubatory years).

Michael Jackson, however, was kind of like my Beatles. So I'm in shock, and surprisingly sad to learn of his premature death. [Read more]

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Sanford and Pun

I thought about checking "World Affairs" for this one.  (Ha ha.)  Am I the only one tired of bad word play about Sanford's Buenos Aires escapades, in headline after headline on MSNBC last night?  After a heated meeting at the dag editorial board, thought I would share the titles of several rejected Sanford posts:

10.  Sanford and Done.  The story of his resignation from the leadership of the Republican Governors' Association, and eventually the South Carolina governorship.

9.  Sanford and Run?  Can Sanford rehabilitate himself and seek the Presidency in 2012?  Nah.

8.  I Just Met a Girl Named Maria.  Too West Side Story.  Readership too young for all that. [Read more]

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Sanford's Emails to Argentinian Lover, Maria

Wow, and I mean wow.  This is a quite the romantic email thread.  After reading this, I honestly think he originally went to Argentina with the intent of never coming back, but his conscience got the better of him and he decided it would be poor taste to leave his South Carolina (oh, and his 4 young children) hanging.  I can't really blame him, what would you rather do: wrangle in American politics with blowhard unscrupulous lawyers or live on the beach in Argentina with your South American lover?   The thing that strikes me about these emails is that he genuinely seems to care for this woman and her for him.

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From: Mark Sanford

To: Maria [Read more]

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Top 5 and Bottom 5 Animal Hybrids (with pics)

One of my favorite movies from the 90’s is The Island of Dr. Moreau. A disturbing tale of a mad scientist splicing genes of animals and humans to make ungodly hybrids that eventually run amok on the island. I liked the movie so much that I even tried to read the book, but there were no pictures so I quickly lost interest.

I will give the H. G. Wells’ novel credit (the lack of pictures notwithstanding), despite being written in 1896, it was way ahead of it’s time. Even though scientists had only a cursory understanding of the genes, Wells’ envisioned a future where geneticists would be able to splice and combine genes of any plants or animals they wished and wrote one of the best original science fiction novels.
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Shorter Evan Bayh on Health Care: Blah Blah Blah

I've been sort of hounding my elected officials lately; sending them poll results, asking them to commit to the public option, following up on their correspondence with me to ask them to please answer my questions instead of responding with canned crap that somebody on their staff wrote.

Seriously, how hard is it to answer the question "Do you support a public option for health insurance?" Yes? No? You haven't made up your mind yet because you get a lot of money from the insurance industry and you're afraid the Republicans will use the issue to run against you in 2010?

I think that about covers it. [Read more]

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North Korean Threat Generator ™

BREAKING: Having issued a number of bellicose threats in recent weeks, the government of North Korea has run dangerously low on epithets and histrionic adjectives. Though North Korea is the world's leading producer of hyperbole, the prolific output of the government controlled Central News Agency has outstripped their supply. Analysts fear that without wrathful verbiage, North Korea will resort to military force and patriotic parades. [Read more]

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