The Joe Bidens of this world give me hope!

Spread your legs, you are going to be frisked!

http://hotair.com/archives/2013/01/03/biden-spread-your-legs-youre-going-to-be-frisked/

This is a big fucking deal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHKq9tt50O8

Barack Obama is articulate!

http://articles.cnn.com/2007-01-31/politics/biden.obama_1_braun-and-al-sharpton-african-american-presidential-candidates-delaware-democrat?

Read Joe's bio sometime. If there was ever a man with gravitas...

I feel that the time has passed as far as Joe ever running for Prez; but I would have one goddamn time voting against him. Of course I would never vote against the Dem for Prez!

I just keep hearing about all of Joe's 'gaffes'.

You wish to speak of gaffes?

DICK CHENEY

There are weapons of mass destruction in Iraq; any my company is going to make a mint!.

GEORGE W. BUSH

There are weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.

JOHN BOLTON

There are weapons of mass destruction in Iraq; and we must kill all Muslims and the UN should be destroyed from the top floor down!

COLIN POWELL

There are weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7634313/ns/world_news-mideast_n_africa/t/cias-final-report-no-wmd-found-iraq/#.UOeyb2-uli0

Okay, that's enough of that! I can't help it!. Nobody ever gets blamed for anything. There were no weapons of mass destruction until we got there!

DICK MORRIS

I don't know any hookers for chrissakes!

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/local/longterm/tours/scandal/morris.htm

Mitt Romney cannot lose; he wins in a landslide!

http://www.foxnews.com/on-air/oreilly/2012/11/01/dick-morris-romney-will-win-landslide

I am not a crook!

http://www.newshounds.us/2009/01/23/dick_morris_pot_calls_kettle_tax_cheat.php

http://chrisinmaryville.net/dick-morris-super-pac-spends-1-7-m-on-conservative-website.html

(Aaaaaaah, Dick Morris is a crook. I hope he sues me. Then I might have the opportunity to cross examine the son of a bitch)

RICK SANTORUM

Rubbers suck!

Women are meant to be kept in the home!

Britain was attacked by the Saracens!

Mormonism is a dangerous cult!

Black people's lives should not be enhanced with welfare.

Homosexuality is like fucking your dog.

http://theweek.com/article/index/223041/9-controversial-rick-santorum-quotes

(Well I am paraphrasing of course; so sue me for chrissakes!)

Mitch McConnell

My number one priority is to make Obama a one term President!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-A09a_gHJc

JOE THE PLUMBER

If I were a rich man!

I am so very sorry.

I lost my train of thought.

Joe Biden was 29 years of age, sitting in a hospital praying that his two boys would survive following the death of his wife and his baby daughter in an awful accident related to a drunk driver and one man from the Senate (Mike Mansfield for chrissakes) of the United States of America while weeping begged Joe to keep on keepin on and Joe took the Oath of Office in that hospital decades ago. Many years later, following years in the Senate of the United States of America, Joe found a lovely woman and married her AND his two boys (to this day) still call her Mom and Jill Biden bore Joe a daughter!

So we are to believe that Uncle Joe makes gaffes?

God bless Joe and his gaffes!

FOR CHRISSAKES!

Joe Biden is one of the greatest heroes in American History and his story shall be told five hundred years hence.

Mike Mansfield answered the call:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3t8MeE8Ik4Y