MURDER, POLITICS, AND THE END OF THE JAZZ AGE
by Michael Wolraich
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MURDER, POLITICS, AND THE END OF THE JAZZ AGE by Michael Wolraich Order today at Barnes & Noble / Amazon / Books-A-Million / Bookshop |
Elizabeth Warren has released a statement questioning whether she should run for president.
WARREN: I am not running for president. You want me to put an exclamation point at the end?
Clearly if she was not questioning whether to run for president she would have said, "I'll put an exclamation point at the end!" Obviously she's still questioning, see the question mark in the quote above. There can be no doubt that she wants us to continue our quixotic quest by telling her: No. We don't want a exclamation point. We want you to run for president.
I don't have a cell phone or a twitter account but I'm sure if someone starts #wedon'twantanexclamationpoint she will soon run. Maybe some twit out there will do that.
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I've just been informed that people who post on twitter are not called twits. My apologies. In my defense I've read a few twitter feeds urging Warren to run and it seems to me that calling twitter-ees (is that the correct nomenclature?) twits isn't an unreasonable error.
Again, my apologies to anyone I've offended.
by ocean-kat on Tue, 12/16/2014 - 1:08am
think they're callled "twit-tards" (say it fast), but could be wrong
by Anonymous PP (not verified) on Tue, 12/16/2014 - 5:24am