PINK LEMONADE KOOL-ADE

Republican Senate candidate Sharron Angle has moderated a host of policy positions in her transition from a primary candidate to general election contender battling Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid. One thing she has not backed away from has been her insistence that abortion should be outlawed universally, even in cases of rape and incest.

In a radio interview Angle did in late June, the Tea Party favorite re-affirmed her pro-life sensibilities (rigid, as they are, even within Republican circles), when she insisted that a young girl raped by her father should know that "two wrongs don't make a right." Much good can come from a horrific situation like that, Angle added. Lemons can be made into lemonade.   http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/07/08/sharron-angles-advice-for_n_639294.html

WHO IS SHE?

My sister.

SLAP

My daughter.

SLAP

My sister.

SLAP

My daughter.

Forget it!! It's China Town.

Let's all MAKE some lemonade and cool off for a sec.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1loyjm4SOa0

WHAT IN THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH THIS LADY?

Well let us review how the Angle philosophy might apply in different real life situations.

THE CASE OF THE FROGS

So what should you do if you happen to discover frogs with five or more legs living a couple miles downstream from the new chemical plant?

Ingredients

24 frog legs
4 eggs
2 lemon juice
4 parsley sprigs, chopped
Dried bread crumbs
Salt
Pepper
Oil

You kind of mix all this stuff up like you was makin' some chicken and
Bake at 350 for less than 5 minutes and bon appetite!!!

And think of the time you will save looking for all them frogs.

THE CASE OF THE OIL MISHAP

Now, say ya got yerself one heap of an oil mess a brewin thru some frick up in the ocean or by a lake or even in your diner:

An oil skimmer is a piece of equipment which is designed to clean up spilled oil. There are a number of applications for oil skimmers, and there are a number of different styles on the market to meet various needs. These devices are used to clean up after tanker spills, to clarify mixtures of oil, water and other substances for commercial use, and to clean up various pumps and tanks in facilities which handle oil and other substances.

Oil skimmers fall into two basic categories. One type of oil skimmer is intended to remove oil in a usable state, while the other removes oil along with assorted other impurities. Oil skimmers pop up in some surprising places; many restaurants, for example, have oil skimmers in their grease traps to prevent oil and grease from clogging their drains. The use of oil skimmers is also an important aspect of environmental cleanup.   http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-an-oil-skimmer.htm

Like they say, when ya got toooooo much lemon oil, get a skimmer.

Which reminds me about that wonderful song:  I'M AN OLD OIL SKIMMER!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK9WS1fUB7g

EEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAW

UNEMPLOYMENT

And let us say you are plumb out of work. Your boss done caught you playin with yerself during a bathroom break or he decided to replace you with that damn idiot brother-in-law of his.

Well you feel like you have not seen so many of them lemons since the latest Toyota recall. And what is a mother to do?

Well let's make some good lemonade.

First, you set up your own meth lab like on TV with that there chemistry teacher. You buy yer fertilizer and such and YOU GET TO WORK producing a product that people obviously love.

Of course the stench gets bad so I always just use ole Grampa's outhouse by the old farm. Deputy Andy sometimes drops by laughing and laughing and yelling something about all the smoke from my farts, but then takes off to rescue cats and such.

I mean you were making forty a year and behind on all your bills because you live in a right to work state (with no laws tending to recognize a right to earn anything of value) and all of a sudden, them unemployment checks stopped so you became one of them there engineers or is it entrepreneur...whatever. Anyway you are in biz fer yerself and there aint gonna be no one to stop ya as long as you keep showin up at the deputy's family outings.

Now yer makin forty a month clear profit, even after paying off the county peeps.

Lemonade Kool-Ade is what I calls my product. Ha!!!

Well the point here is, ALWAYS LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE JUST LIKE SHARRON WHO IS ALWAYS LOOKIN FOR AN ANGLE.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2UP86bciVA

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