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    Sound Out to the Mideast: EU or Bust

    From the growing Muslim revolution, how or whether Muslim nations integrate with the European Union may be key. The EU absorbed the post-Wall '89-ers, and they can somehow do it again. It's tempting to think a Muslim satellite of the EU would work but no one wants to be on the 2nd team (take Turkey as an example). And for all the EU's hesitancy about the Muslim world, it's time for the EU to step up - as it did when it fast-tracked East Europe. 

    Once upon a time, the US revolution and its supporting Declaration of Independence and Constitution inspired others - the French Revolution being the most obvious example. But that's a long time ago, in a more naïve and promising era where the real-politik of political institutions wasn't so important. More important, the bloom is off that rose: 

    Despite idealistic beginnings, it's obvious the US looks out for its own interests, and "better our bastard than their bastard" is the driving principle, from the Monroe Doctrine to now. Any cursory look at America's 19th Century with ugly compromises on slavery and theft of 1/3 of Mexican territory shows that lofty words from Founding Fathers don't ensure enlightened behavior. 

    But the single most noble thing America did was the Marshall Plan, which restored a devastated Europe and planted the seeds for a united, non-warring future. Though a Europe with no foreign policy or drive. 

    That lack of foreign policy shouldn't be overrated. For all America's mistakes, playing in politics gives a lot of lousy, unpredictable choices that had to be made. And it's a bit unfair to say "stop messing in other countries' affairs" at the same time criticizing, "why didn't you overthrow our dictator?" 

    There are very few Gorbachevs and Mandelas and Gandhis to deal with, very few democratic movements like Solidarity in Poland. Mostly it's a Shining Path in Peru, or it's Brezhnev vs. Osama bin Laden in Afghanistan, the Shah vs. the Ayatollah in Iran, Diem vs. Ho Chi Minh in Vietnam (taking note of Ho's mass executions during land reform). Nasser and Qaddafi were no examples of modern democratic values, despite Nasser's bringing some needed progress to the Mideast, nor were they supported by the US. But clearly the US blew it badly a number of times: Mossadegh, Lumumba, Nixon's embarrassing visit to CeauÅŸescu.... And America's unwavering alliance with Israel good-deed-or-bad makes it almost impossible to assist deeply in the current situation even if she wants. 

    But the EU's lack of imperial ambition and even-handedness is an advantage, and the West including the EU still controls the power, much of it economic. Revolutions are only a hope of a new beginning, not a fait accompli, as shown by promising but failed democratization efforts in 1990s Iran, independence of Zimbabwe, Kabila's overthrow of Mobutu, or the close-but-no-cigar Orange Revolution in Ukraine. Blame it on the US or Russians or other factors, the reality is that "it's over when it's over", not just when it begins. And for all the appearance of a watershed moment for the Middle East, it's still in its infancy - unlike the Iron Curtain, there is no pre-WWII democratic norm to return to. The Mideast likely needs help to round the curve. 

    More importantly, Turkey's an example of how go-it-alone or friendly cooperation goes only so far. Now with a string of revolutions, the Muslim world could try creating its own EU - with strong humanitarian and economic principles and a raison d'être stronger than "we hate Israel". 

    But it's far easier to create a stable, potentially successful system as a satellite of or integrated into a successful system. Just as the formerly Communist Eastern Bloc entered the EU, long before it could have independently derived or returned to the needed norms and laws and economic grounding all on its own. And even the EU grew out of trade agreements, avoiding the political issues that would have torn it apart at first. 

    Then there are the useful side effects that transcend internal and national in-fighting. The Northern Ireland problem went away because once both Ireland and N. Ireland were in the EU, nationalism didn't matter - they were under one system anyway. Lebanon's or Iraq's religious divisions can turn into just another Belgium or Spain/Catalonia within a more guaranteed EU-like framework where everyone wins. 

    But it's hard to "guarantee" without the framework having a real history of living up to its promises - something that's taken the EU decades. ASEAN turns a blind eye to Burmese abuses, and Burma itself is "unified" only because a UN referendum on the Karen people's independence never happened. 

    An extension of the EU for newly democratic Muslim states (i.e. to include Iran, ex-Soviet Turkics, etc.) creates both a strong, clear democratic, *economically successful*institution to aim for, as well as lets the EU deal with similar problems as one bloc, saving loads of time. And a democracy without a real path to economic stability for all is only as promising as the latest democratically elected Haïtian government. Lack of torture is only a necessary mid-way aspiration. The Muslim world needs both democracy and an end to degrading poverty under the shadow of great wealth. 

    While it's easy to appreciate the sentiment "screw the West, they've let us suffer for years", in practical terms it's a risky approach. Even now, the long-established Suleiman likely holds all the keys, which doesn't get Egypt much farther than where it was - hidden agreements and directives from abroad, continued state of emergency, enrichment of the ruling elite. 

    "Meet the new boss, same as the old boss" has long been the main result of "throw the bums out". But a goal of "EU or bust" would be almost impossible for Suleiman and US right-wingers (including, as it seems, Obama) to deny as subversive to world order. And it's a practical and achievable mid-term goal for the region to rally around. 

     12 Feb 2011 billiardsat8 [at@] gmail.com   billiardsat8.blogspot.com

     

    Comments

    It's a brilliant plan about the EU; kinda like not re-inventing the wheel.  And not scaring the shit outta the Islamist/Arab/M. Brotherhood-lovers-of-boogey-men.

    But it's doubtful whether or not we should pay attention to some ex-pate who seems to be auditioning for Insightful Global Diplomat or something.  ;o)

    (Nice work, here, Mr. Billiards.)


    That's "You've got a lot of balls, Mr. Billiards".

    And what's up with this "ex-paté"? au fois gras? au contraire.

    Yes, I'm taking lessons in diction and erudition. I think it's on the Euphrates.

     


    You're thinking large here, Des! I like it!

    I can imagine all the arguments AIPAC might have against it as they prowl the corridors in Washington.

    Probably all the more reason to give this initiative all the consideration it deserves.

    Want peace? Work for Justice. We've got an opportunity here to get it done right in re-defining our relationship with Islam and with the heroes of this revolution. Let's hope we don't fuck it up.


    'We' don't seem to get a fricking vote, though; but the allegedly 'hands-off Egypt' administration is so busy 'behind the scenes' on the phones, in Cairo, etc.  Clinton, Gates, Obama, the new singing sensation 'Dick and the Cheney-ettes', Leon Ha Ha Panetta, the Chamber of Commerce; damn...what a musical they could make!

    Meanwhile, let's hear it for Mr. 8-balls' plan: 'Thinking Outside the Ball'.  I kinda like it.  "EU or Bust!  Spread it around the blogosphere! 

    First thing is to get outta the IMF loans-contracts, scuttle neo-Liberal economics, and find ways to tweak the Army's big economy without causing them...er...undue consternation.  Play fair now, dudes; the People should get a piece of the pie!  And some jobs!


    Jobs? Whazzat???


    Walmart greeter, phone sales for Bass-o-matics, bent-nail-straightener, independent dog-walker-to-the-stars, bathroom attendant, town square break-dancer...  Me, I took a job as a torch-singer at the local VFW on Saturday nights.  Only make tips and minimum wage, but it's better than nuthin', though the piano player reminds you of a reject from the Lawrence Welk show.  Piano's outta tune, too.  The wig and heels are killin' me!  How do women wear the things?


    Lots of talcum powder. And a bit of Scotch.


    I thought the talcum powder was for the panty-girdle they gave me.  Sqeezin'' into that wouldn'ta been a pretty sight.

    That spelling challenge over chopped goose livers or the other thing: you were right.  Damn.  Shoulda use teh google after all.

    But anyhoo: Decader for Queen of the Pan-EU!


    'Squeezin''; before I get my liver chopped again.   Cool


    Queen of the Pan-EU reminds me of Leon Russell's "Queen of the Roller Derby", which is a-okay, but "Squeezin'"? That's got a Journey song tickling my lobes, which means more auto-trepanation if I plan on retaining some sanity.


    No trepanation, especially 'self', please. 

    In my case, the sanity thing has been easier just to give in to.  I play this when I need some gooses toward giggling with the young folks.  Sleep well tonight; somewhere in the world some folks have launched themselves into the first baby-steps of self-determination.   ;o)  And that is truly kewl.

     


    I found you a replacement for your problematic piano player:

    Every joint I stumbled into tonight,

    You know, it's just the way it's been...


    Oh, fuck me!  How could I have walked into that one?  ROTF,LMAO!  Seriously.  Or...er...not!

    "The bouncer is a Sumo wrestler".   Ha ha ha ho ho hee hee!  Where did it come from, please?  Gotta be Tom Waits...   Cool  He's more nuts than any of us!

    (I'm also disoriented...)


    "And you can't find your waitress, with a geiger counter -

    And she hates you and your friends, and you just can't get served without her."

    Yeah, I've been there. And Waits manages to bring me back to it. LOL!