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Moammar Gadhafi announces run for GOP Presidential Nomination

By William K. Wolfrum on Tue, 05/31/2011 - 11:23am | Politics, Humor & Satire

LIBYA – Speaking from an underground bunker somewhere near Tripoli, Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi announced his run for U.S. President.

“I mean, there’s a lot going on right now,” said Gadhafi, who is simultaneously being attacked by Libyan rebels and NATO forces. “But the field just seems so, you know, empty.”

Gadhafi’s bid received an endorsement from conservative leader Bill Kristol, who said he was “dazzled” by the dictator’s humor and conservative ideals on a recent Conservative cruise for politicians and donors.

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Wolfrum’s Morning: Remembering

By William K. Wolfrum on Mon, 05/30/2011 - 9:44am | Potpourri

memorial Day
Let us remember.

New

Memorial Day: David Blight takes a look at how it all started. Also, take a look at CNN’s Home & Away presentation.

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Dead Elf challenges entire GOP presidential field to debate on Constitution

By William K. Wolfrum on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 12:50pm | Politics, Humor & Satire

MINNESOTA – A wayward elf that froze to death in the snow last December has challenged the entire GOP Presidential Field to a debate on the U.S. Constitution, sources close to the Dead Elf say.

“He’s pretty confident. Or IT is pretty confident,” said the source. "I’m really not sure how to refer to an Elf corpse.”

The challenge comes after literally two consecutive years of Republican Presidential hopefuls butchering the Constitution in order to make it appear it agrees with their often-outlandish views. The most recent come from Pizza Guru Herman Cain, who confused the Declaration of Independence with the Constitution, while admonishing his fan base for not actually reading the Constitution.

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Breaking: Rapture Came & Went Three Weeks Ago - No One Noticed

By William K. Wolfrum on Fri, 05/20/2011 - 8:37am | Humor & Satire, Religion

SALT LAKE CITY – The Rapture came and went three weeks ago, say researchers at Brigham Young University. The entire episode took five hours and 45 minutes, and few if any took notice.

“Yeah, Christ was here, he looked around, played a round of golf at Pebble Beach and split,” said one researcher. “It’s a little disappointing really. We expected serious fireworks.”

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