The Bishop and the Butterfly: Murder, Politics, and the End of the Jazz Age
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    A Freshly, Fleshy Friday Afternoon at the Haikulodeon

     

     

     

    Here's this week's heap of haikus:

     

    Spring arrives, it leaves;
    the glorious sight of bare
    branches 'gainst the sky.


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    Easter haiku quartet:


    Jesus loves Springtime
    the world arises from the
    cold, dead of winter.

    Roll back the rock or
    roll eggs on the White House lawn.
    Our sins forgiven.

    Keep looking for Good
    and you will, no doubt, find it.
    God's challenge is more.

    When it comes to bad,
    we must not turn away, but
    rather lend our hearts.

     

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    What's so special here?
    Optimistic insects or
    Hopeful pot smokers?

     (Chalkboard outside a restaurant on Avenue A in the East Village this week.)

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    haiku quartet:

    Grandeur of design
    said; "All things are possible,
    and mankind will rule."

    Now dreams of Grandeur
    are forgot. Bleak visions of
    failure haunt the world.

    Abandoned hopes still
    lie in junkyards just waiting
    for another day.

    Where's our spirit? We're
    no less than what we were a
    century ago.

    (Photos taken 30 years ago a few blocks from where I used to live in Long Island City.)

     

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    Friends make you mourn and
    strangers make you suffer. The
    earth laughs in flowers.

    Inspired by a drawing on my friend Jennifer' Dye Visscher's website.

    (Trking, check out her barn quilts!)

     

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    Don't be writing ‘whilst’,
    it’s archaic and obscure,
    Whilst-le while you work.


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    Crystal chandeliers,
    are NOT the best design choice
    with six foot ceilings.

     

     

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    I can not tell you
    how deep’s the ache in my soul …
    but, somehow, you know.

     


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    Geese, dogs and seagulls,
    seldom think beyond right now,
    Man does nothing but.

     

     

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    A bowl of walnuts,
    sits on a coffee table,
    made of relatives

     

     

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    If this train runs right,
    I will see my gal tonight.
    My heart leads me home.

    (Thanks and a tip of the hat to Woody Guthrie for this one.)


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    Emphatic rainbows,
    Strew their colors ‘cross the sky.
    Dazzled horizons.


     

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    Mind all aflutter,
    She left her glasses at home
    and her keys at work.  

     

     

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    tanka haiku:

    That old maple tree,
    was planted in our back yard,
    when we were children.
     
       Through the years, we raked its
    leaves,
       Grandkids now climb its branches.

     

     

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    A tall glass of juice,
    is no substitute for a
    big mug of coffee.

     

     

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    Whispering your name,
    in my darkest moments, gives
    me some brief solace.


     

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    One green poker chip,
    hidden in his vest pocket,
    kept him in the game.
     
     

     

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    To friends, be loyal,
    to enemies, forgiving …
    Siblings? Persevere.

     


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    Turn adversity,
    into something of value.
    And then, teach the world.


     

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    Alas, we live in
    a linear existence;
    the Past IS prologue.

     


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    I dream of sane things,
    Wake and deal with illusions.
    Something is screwed up.


     

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    Flying by the seat
    of one’s pants sounds like fun, but
    when landing, heads up!


     

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    alliterative-ku:
     

    Fine fettles o' fish,
    fancily filleted, feed five.
    flounders feast filling.

     


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    The worker began
    rummaging through his tool-box,
    looking for pliers.

     


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    Those blue serge suits aren’t
    getting better. The truth is,
    they’ve gotten worsted.

     

     

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    Personal items,
    given little thought today, are
    future mementos.


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    double haiku:

    He wrestled demons,
    which didn’t pay as well as
    dating an angel …

    But, it’s a living.
    And the fact is, he preferred
    headlocks to halos.

     

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    Paths to glory run
    through fields of ignominy,
    loathing and defeat.

     

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    Oh no, not again!
    My right shoe’s on my left foot!
    I’ll walk in circles!

     


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    (a short story of youth, told in nine haikus:)

     
    His older sister
    showed him how to dance with girls.
    His next step … call one.

    He thought he would wait
    ’til later, but his sister
    handed him the phone …

    Starting to panic.
    he prayed that she was not home.
    ‘Hi Penelope!’ …

     
    He paused, then stammered,
    ‘Are you going to the dance?’
    (She was … with Tommy.)

     
    Four phone calls later …
    the nervousness was gone, now
    he was desperate.

     
    He decided to stop
    calling cheerleaders and try
    his friend from math class

     
    She said, ‘I don’t dance,
    but I would like to see you,
    so I’d love to go.’

     
    His gloom turned into
    elation! He had a date!
    And a girl liked him!
     
    That night, his homework
    did not get done, but lessons
    were, most surely, learned.

     


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    The weathered shingles
    on the cottage by the lake,
    need to be repaired.

     

     

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    Cold and rainy nights,
    comfort the lonely, who shed
    their tears un-noticed.

     

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    Dreams will fade away,
    past pleasures too, as the night’s
    fog envelopes us.

     

     
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    Putting on greasepaint,
    actors fret about their lines;
    Makeup conceals them.

     

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    Grandpa’s gold timepiece,
    has a little secret; he
    won it shootin' craps.

     

     

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    When the couch was moved,
    some keepsakes from long ago
    were re-discovered.

     

     

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    In a garden lost,
    overgrown with grass and weeds,
    peonies still bloom.

     


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    Simply looking back,
    Well, Honestly, what’s the point,
    If you can’t re-write?

     

     

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    When you call your love,
    Do not buzz nor beckon them,
    sweetly sing their name.

     

     

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    coffee and crullers,
    sitting on the dock, watching
    the ships come and go.

     


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    Lonely blue highways,
    asphalts to infinity ...
    I'm travelin' on.

     

     

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    Too many raindrops,
    fell on the geraniums,
    now they look depressed.

     


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    Nervously, he waits,
    then hears his cue, and enters,
    The ‘King!’ (sans trousers.)

     

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    When painting ‘still lifes’,
    try not to put your elbow,
    in the water cup.


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    Should, I go ahead?,
    Nothing ventured, nothing gained,
    Doing brings wisdom.

     


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    Dreary afternoons,
    cooped up in her office, she
    dreamt of escaping.

     


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    When daffodils bloom,
    near the edge of your garden,
    passers-by may pluck.

     

     

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    Ah, Cherry Blossoms!
    Beautiful, delicate and
    by tomorrow, gone.


    Kitagawa Utamaro (Japanese, 1753?-1806) | Viewing Cherry Blossoms | 1790

     

     

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    Comedy heroes,
    are few and far between, but ...
    Stan Freberg was one.

    (RIP Stan Freberg 1926-2015)

     

     

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    Comments

    P.S.  Tuesday was opening day of baseball season for the Spondyville Fusers, and they started the year with high hopes and a hole in the infield, as Fusers shortstop, Benny "Scoops" McStumbles is nursing a sore ankle, which he got from tripping on the steps of the dugout as he and his teammates took the field in the first inning.

    As per tradition the season opener pitted our beloved Fusers against their bitter crosstown rivals, the Crohn's Corners Cronies.

    The rivalry between the Fusers and Cronies goes a long way back and always makes for a 'spirited' game.

    The weatherman was calling for extremely sunny skies, so the stadium's ultraviolet ray blocking see-through dome was deployed for those Spondyvilleans on Methotrexate.

    BREAKING NEWS!! The Spondyville Fusers are now ONE game out of First Place!!

    Yes, in other words, that means our beloved Fusers dropped a close game to those cheating b*st*rds from Crohn's Corners. Of course, the Fusers didn't help themselves much when their pitcher, "Little Knuckles" Bigelow set a new record for hitting consecutive batters with a staggering 34 mis-thrown brush-back pitches, breaking the previous record of 33, set by several pitchers on the 1921 Fusers team. This led to the Cronies eeking out a 28 run lead in the first inning. It was, naturally, noted by the Spondyville fans that folks from Crohn's Corners usually have the runs ... but never mind that. There were a few bright spots for the Fusers, who managed to score thirteen of their runs while the Cronies were taking a seventh inning bathroom break. Things finally settled down, and the final score was a relatively close 29 to 23.

    This should be another exciting season. Go Fusers!!

     

     


    Though the Fusers lost

    the ball game, they won the hearts

    of the hometown crowd.

    Fabulous as always, Mr. Smith! I especially love the young lad in search of a date for the dance, you captured his predicament perfectly. I have a younger brother who can relate to the indignities a pain-in-the-butt big sister can inflict!


    Yes, the Fusers, (also known as The Stoop Street Stragglers), more often than not find themselves comfortably in fifth place.  Some of the other teams in the league are The Oswego Osteos (a.k.a. The hobbling O's) and the Rheumadelphia Rheumatoids (formerly the Rhode Island Rheumatoids) and the Scalytown Psoriatics, but the fierciest rivalry is with the Crohns Corners Cronies.   You might not know this, but as a young girl, Marie Strumpell, the grande dame of Spondyville society, pitched for half the season right at the end of WW2.  She had a wicked knuckleball due to some severe arthritis in her fingers.  But never mind that.  Yes, Spondyvilleans love their team and always root hard for the Fusers to "Go Home",  which the fans can often be heard chanting after a particularly tough loss.

     


    My kind of spring came

    Paths are open to old folks

    Streets are clear of ice

    My son visited

    And he always asks me how?

    And I tell him how

    Just be yourself, ha

     

    Well I should be good

    I should be better to help

    My family fold

    Just be the best that

    You are without the army

    Make money and love.

    hahahahahahahahahahahah

    I aint got much today, but you do.

    Thank you

    (I think I counted right this time. hahahahah)


    You always count in my book, DD.  Thanks for the wonderful poem.
     


    Wonderful, Smith.


    Grasshopper is told:
    "You have torn the tortilla":
    Flaming pot must wait.

    I am like you, bird;
    singing without a promise,
    hopping branch to branch.


    hahahahaha! Wonderful, moat!!

    When I had a voice,
    singing without a promise,
    was all I hoped for.

     

     

     

     


    Sing for my supper,
    and after a little while,
    Cry into my beer.


    HA! Great, moat!!

    Crying into beer
    will water down your lager.
    Weep no more, lady.

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    Singing for supper,
    sure beats acting for peanuts,
    and screaming for help.



     


     


    An old Eskimo

    once told of a simple truth

    he'd learned long ago:

    You can never tell

    your friends from your enemies

    until the ice breaks.


    Missy, you made me laugh out loud.  Thanks!   A truism for sure.

    Sprawled on an ice floe
    heading for the falls;
    too late to make friends.


     


    You know Mr. Smith has a point.

    Let us pray that the ice breaks.

    hahahaha

    I LOVE THIS!


    My pc froze again. hahhahah

    I just attempted to mention that I had somehow skipped over Stan.

    I mean Ben bragging that his almanac hit the top ten on the best seller's list and his asking for time to re-read the Declaration. hhhahaahahahah

    Let me take it home and think about it. hahahah

    As an aside, Ben had been an indentured servant and absconded of course. His mama actually sold him into this servitude.

    And only in his waning years did he take the time to espouse his hatred of slavery.

    There are many real points to Stan's rant.

    Thank you.


    The line that always cracked me up was the one about "Life, Liberty and the Purfut of Happineff ... (Well, all your 'S's look like F's...)"

    Also ... After the Native Americans do a Busby Berkeley tap dance number to convince Peter Minuet to buy Manhattan, he says in amazement, "You kids get a pretty good sound out of those mocassins"... to which one of the Native Americans replies, "Yeah, considering they were tap dancing on dirt too!"

     

     

     

     


     


    hahahahhahah


    Thofe two bitf are fo filly! And to think, if someone hadn't accidentally cooked a turkey it might still be our national bird ...

    Thanks for the laughs, Mr. Fmith!


     Yankee Doodle ... and The Battle of Yorktown ...

     


     

    Art of the last word
    is very old and quite strange.
    You can lose your way.


    Art of the last word;

    a Renaissance for Modern

    communication.


    Orthodoxy ends,
    making room for some silence
    and listening too.


    Wonderful, Missy!
     


    Art of the last word
    mostly involves keeping your
    eyes on the buzzer.


    Excellent, moat!
     


    Who gets the last word?
    Though debated through the years ...
    He who publishes.

     

     


    Not that I crave the last word on the matter but your proposal reminds me of a Neil Young lyric:

    "All you critics sit alone,
    you're no better than me from what you've shown.
    With your stomach pumps and your hook and ladder dream,
    we could get together for some scenes."